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  • Oh RLACML, You are being a bit Dopey now. I was being a bit whimsical when referring to highs and lows, based on the fact that the couple had been presented with a child who in height terms might be c

  • PrivateDerby
    PrivateDerby

    He did her from behind Her friends told her over and over again but she kept asking where? Then it was too late.

  • AmericanRam
    AmericanRam

    What's the lowdown on the chick? Is she good-looking or comes up short in that department?

Looks like Dopey did Dopey

She'd been feeling a little stiff

can#t see pics

I hope the newlyweds stay together. You have to learn to take the highs and the lows in a relationship.

I hope the newlyweds stay together. You have to learn to take the highs and the lows in a relationship.

Cheating before the wedding and giving birth to a midget is a hell of a low. It would be incredibly hard to forgive someone cheating.

Bet she's really grumpy now.

Cheating before the wedding and giving birth to a midget is a hell of a low. It would be incredibly hard to forgive someone cheating.

Oh RLACML, You are being a bit Dopey now. I was being a bit whimsical when referring to highs and lows, based on the fact that the couple had been presented with a child who in height terms might be considered a little lower than the average.

I agree with your viewpoint on cheating. I dismissed the first wife on the basis that she couldn't play Scrabble without looking at my tiles.

Bet she's really grumpy now.

 

Should have gone to see the Doc

He did her from behind

Her friends told her over and over again but she kept asking where? Then it was too late.

Bet she's short sighted.

What's the lowdown on the chick? Is she good-looking or comes up short in that department?

"It wasn't like that darling. I was just having a few drinks with me mates, and then someone started throwing this dwarf around. I bent over to pick up me handbag, and before I knew it he came sailing over towards me. I saw his helmet, swooned and fell to the ground, and before I could say "you stupid little fu@k" he was inside me, all of him. Honest love"

Lesson of the story:

 

If you're cheating, always wear condom.

 

Stupid ****.

Soon be hearing the sound of tiny feet

The excuses some women will make up to avoid admitting having sex with Billy Davies.

" I thought his penis must have been quite long as he seemed to be stood mikes away?"

Maybe dwarfism only affects the skeletal system, not muscles.

That would explain why dwarfs walk funny, they're always standing on their bellend!

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