Posted October 10, 201410 yr http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bride-who-sex-dwarf-stripper-4408969#rlabs=1
October 10, 201410 yr I hope the newlyweds stay together. You have to learn to take the highs and the lows in a relationship.
October 10, 201410 yr I hope the newlyweds stay together. You have to learn to take the highs and the lows in a relationship. Cheating before the wedding and giving birth to a midget is a hell of a low. It would be incredibly hard to forgive someone cheating.
October 10, 201410 yr Cheating before the wedding and giving birth to a midget is a hell of a low. It would be incredibly hard to forgive someone cheating. Oh RLACML, You are being a bit Dopey now. I was being a bit whimsical when referring to highs and lows, based on the fact that the couple had been presented with a child who in height terms might be considered a little lower than the average. I agree with your viewpoint on cheating. I dismissed the first wife on the basis that she couldn't play Scrabble without looking at my tiles.
October 10, 201410 yr He did her from behind Her friends told her over and over again but she kept asking where? Then it was too late.
October 10, 201410 yr What's the lowdown on the chick? Is she good-looking or comes up short in that department?
October 10, 201410 yr "It wasn't like that darling. I was just having a few drinks with me mates, and then someone started throwing this dwarf around. I bent over to pick up me handbag, and before I knew it he came sailing over towards me. I saw his helmet, swooned and fell to the ground, and before I could say "you stupid little fu@k" he was inside me, all of him. Honest love"
October 10, 201410 yr The excuses some women will make up to avoid admitting having sex with Billy Davies.
October 10, 201410 yr " I thought his penis must have been quite long as he seemed to be stood mikes away?"
October 10, 201410 yr Maybe dwarfism only affects the skeletal system, not muscles. That would explain why dwarfs walk funny, they're always standing on their bellend!
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