Guest Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bride-who-sex-dwarf-stripper-4408969#rlabs=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Looks like Dopey did Dopey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 She'd been feeling a little stiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 can#t see pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I hope the newlyweds stay together. You have to learn to take the highs and the lows in a relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I hope the newlyweds stay together. You have to learn to take the highs and the lows in a relationship. Cheating before the wedding and giving birth to a midget is a hell of a low. It would be incredibly hard to forgive someone cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Bet she's really grumpy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Cheating before the wedding and giving birth to a midget is a hell of a low. It would be incredibly hard to forgive someone cheating. Oh RLACML, You are being a bit Dopey now. I was being a bit whimsical when referring to highs and lows, based on the fact that the couple had been presented with a child who in height terms might be considered a little lower than the average. I agree with your viewpoint on cheating. I dismissed the first wife on the basis that she couldn't play Scrabble without looking at my tiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Bet she's really grumpy now. Should have gone to see the Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 He did her from behind Her friends told her over and over again but she kept asking where? Then it was too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Bet she's short sighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 What's the lowdown on the chick? Is she good-looking or comes up short in that department? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 "It wasn't like that darling. I was just having a few drinks with me mates, and then someone started throwing this dwarf around. I bent over to pick up me handbag, and before I knew it he came sailing over towards me. I saw his helmet, swooned and fell to the ground, and before I could say "you stupid little fu@k" he was inside me, all of him. Honest love" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Lesson of the story: If you're cheating, always wear condom. Stupid ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Soon be hearing the sound of tiny feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 The excuses some women will make up to avoid admitting having sex with Billy Davies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 " I thought his penis must have been quite long as he seemed to be stood mikes away?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Maybe dwarfism only affects the skeletal system, not muscles. That would explain why dwarfs walk funny, they're always standing on their bellend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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