Boycie Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I don't eat gluten, and had a full English in notts this morning and it got me thinking. I requested no toast, but what does 2 slices of toast equate to? Is it reasonable to ask for 2 extra eggs? 1 egg? Maybe an extra rasher? What are you in your greasy spoon rights to demand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 You get extra marmelade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Toast is barely worth 1 egg, definitely not extra bacon or sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I don't eat gluten, and had a full English in notts this morning and it got me thinking. I requested no toast, but what does 2 slices of toast equate to? Is it reasonable to ask for 2 extra eggs? 1 egg? Maybe an extra rasher? What are you in your greasy spoon rights to demand? Geez tight git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 I had two rounds of toast though. Maybe only worth a grilled tomato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I had two rounds of toast though. Maybe only worth a grilled tomato? Had to switch threads... See the bellends one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Had to switch threads... See the bellends one.its alright for your southerners, you have a full English every morning. I've seen eastenders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Just cos you decline summat, it doesn't mean you can have summat else....and no way is a slice of toast equal to a sausage. I'd have p'raps given you an extra drop in yer cuppa tea, or 1 extra baked bean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Just cos you decline summat, it doesn't mean you can have summat else....and no way is a slice of toast equal to a sausage. I'd have p'raps given you an extra drop in yer cuppa tea, or 1 extra baked bean.you meanie I've not even brought a black puddin into the argument yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 its alright for your southerners, you have a full English every morning. I've seen eastenders. Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon mate. NO fooking ketchup anywhere near the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon mate. NO fooking ketchup anywhere near the table.I so like smoked salmon, and scrabbled eggs me. I wouldn't have to swap anything. Unless it came with a small cob. Or will it be a fackin roll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 i swapped my tomatoes for a serving of mushrooms , once.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 i swapped my tomatoes for a serving of mushrooms , once.. I once ate a breakfast with a fellow who seemed to be a mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Bet he was a fungi to dine with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I so like smoked salmon, and scrabbled eggs me. I wouldn't have to swap anything. Unless it came with a small cob. Or will it be a fackin roll? What's fackin? Is that a renewable energy source.. I'm from west London, so I speak properly. And yes, it's a ROLL you norfen monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Bet he was a fungi to dine with. You had to start it didn't you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Soz geezer, I've kicked myself up the arse for bringing the thread into disrepute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Being without two slices of toast is worth an extra spoonful of beans or a half of a large grilled tomato or a few extra 'shrooms. Bacon or sausage no way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 I was risking the sausage, shouldn't have really had it. I think a sausage is worth 2 bacon right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Swap the toast for a crossaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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