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Exactly. Plus he is a set piece specialist. If he was just a DM or just a CB I don't think I would be expecting him to break into the match day squad at all for another season. I expect big things from this guy. Just another one on our conveyor belt.

Liked him when I first saw him play.

Don't think he's got the range of passing and stature of Thorne yet but he's very young has a great engine and is a good tackler.

Wassall is doing really well with the likes of Jamie and Josh Lelan etc

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Having watched him in a fair few youth games, have always thought he'd be able to make that step up, some of his free kicks are sublime. 

That's one thing he really has going for him. It does not matter if you are responsible in part or full as a DM for a handful of goals when you are assisting and scoring double that from set pieces. An area we have struggled with for quite some time. 

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One of Clough's best signings last season, bought solidity and experience into the team. Maybe not so much of a loss on the pitch, granted, but off it, I think we'd miss him.

Plus, the twitter parody account is worth a few laughs.

I heard it's not truly a parody and that the club asked him to say it was, as it was deemed unprofessional.

Hilarious all the same!

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I heard it's not truly a parody and that the club asked him to say it was, as it was deemed unprofessional.

Hilarious all the same!

 

It's definitely a parody - it was switched over from parodying Gareth Roberts when he left.  Unless of course, it;s Gareth Roberts pretending to be John Eustace  :D .

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It's definitely a parody - it was switched over from parodying Gareth Roberts when he left.  Unless of course, it;s Gareth Roberts pretending to be John Eustace  :D .

It's actually John Eustace pretending to be Gareth Roberts pretending to be John Eustace.

Genius lulz!

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It's actually John Eustace pretending to be Gareth Roberts pretending to be John Eustace.

Genius lulz!

 

Well given that we hadn't signed Eustace at the point when the parody account started, it's clearly John Eustace from the future pretending to be Gareth Roberts pretending to be John Eustace. It's the only logical explanation...

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Well given that we hadn't signed Eustace at the point when the parody account started, it's clearly John Eustace from the future pretending to be Gareth Roberts pretending to be John Eustace. It's the only logical explanation...

It's all starting to make sense.....

Consider the above theory combined with the perfect timing of Mr Eustace's yellow card, suspending him for two games, the first of which was against Arch Rivals Forest.

Knowing the best way to get yourself firmly in your fans hearts is to play superbly against said rivals, and knowing that Mr Thorne would be the only player capable to replace him, he gets said yellow card.

Thus Mr Thorne gets and grabs said chance against said rivals, endearing himself to said fans, making him a hero in their eyes.

The rest is yet to be found out.

But blimey Mr Eustace from the future is clever!!

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It's all starting to make sense.....

Consider the above theory combined with the perfect timing of Mr Eustace's yellow card, suspending him for two games, the first of which was against Arch Rivals Forest.

Knowing the best way to get yourself firmly in your fans hearts is to play superbly against said rivals, and knowing that Mr Thorne would be the only player capable to replace him, he gets said yellow card.

Thus Mr Thorne gets and grabs said chance against said rivals, endearing himself to said fans, making him a hero in their eyes.

The rest is yet to be found out.

But blimey Mr Eustace from the future is clever!!

 

They'll make a film about it - and call it The 12 Rams

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