monsieurgazerina Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 How about someone so poor he has been forgotten by everyone I raise you Paul Thirlwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 id forgotten about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 How come phil brown signed nothing but shiite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Sturridge and Christie are very harsh, Brolly and Robertson slightly harsh. My worst 11. 1. Brad Jones - Couldn't catch crabs in the Regal at Ripley 2. Mick Coop - Slow, not interested, **** 3. Francois Grenet - Merde. We were told Thuram was the only thing keeping him out of the French team. Thuram is French for ability 4. Bjorn Otto Bragstad - Had all the poise of a one legged drunk 5. Kenny Burns. Fatter than David Webb and he was so fat he had different colour shorts to the rest of the team 6. Blessing Kaku - A blessing in disguise. He was disguised as a footballer. It wasn't a good disguise. 7. Craig Fagan - He was quick, but so was Linford Christie and he can't pass, shoot or cross either. 8. Bob Malcolm - Slow, useless Jock. He was so pedestrian he even went 3mph on the M1 when pissed. 9. Roy Greenwood - A man bereft of any footballing ability. Whatsoever. 10. Dean Holdsworth - Fat and sweaty middle aged man. Wouldn't last a shift at a kebab shop in Alfreton, never mind a 90 minute game 11. Pereplotkins - A man so destined for footballing obscurity I never learnt his first name. Sub. Jason Talbot. Not even good enough to get in this team. He had the physical strength of an 8 year old with rickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Mel Sage.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Say good morning to Shergar for me tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Richard Jackson, Paul Boertien, Youl Mawene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Ben Pringle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 How about someone so poor he has been forgotten by everyone I raise you Paul Thirlwell Bryan hughes! Think he played 1 game v qpr under nige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsieurgazerina Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Ben Pringle. above Bryson and martin in FFT's Top 50 FL Players this year. Wasn't really given a chance at Derby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 above Bryson and martin in FFT's Top 50 FL Players this year. Wasn't really given a chance at Derby I just remember him trying his best (bless him) and getting nowhere. He had a game against Leicester in which I think he started and got everything wrong. May be doing well elsewhere, but he was awful at Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyB Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Connor Doyle deserves credit for his hopelessness, although he was largely cheap and irrelevant. We've spent an absolute fortune on some absolute dross in the last 40 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Mentioning Ben Pringle (or even Conor Doyle) in this thread (Worst ever Rams player?) is simply stupid to the n'th degree. I'm surprised that Danny Graham hasn't had a mention yet given the ridiculousness of some of the suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Brightside Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Liam Dickinson has to be worst ever signing. Don't think he played a game but watched him during warm up at a pre season friendly at Mansfield and he was dire. Worst player I saw play match for Derby was Francois Grenet and worst player to come through the ranks at Derby was maybe Graham Harby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dordogne_Ram Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Surprised no-one has mentioned the illustrious Bobby Campbell !As one Pop Side wag at the BBG once shouted "you are Billy Caskey without the skill!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dordogne_Ram Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 How about someone so poor he has been forgotten by everyone I raise you Paul ThirlwellTurned out for Carlisle on Monday- must be the best part of nine years since he left DCFC for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Matt- Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Ruben Zadkovich ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Matt- Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Oh and who can forget Eddie Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Dave WALTON was pretty dire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Derby Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Yaka Banovic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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