Boycie Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I've just come back from work and persuaded mesen to wash me company vehicle when I got back. Trouble is, next door has just done his and was just getting it as shiney as a new pin (as per) just as I pulled on the drive. Now, I was going to get the pressure washer out, but that would send fine spray all over his polished Volvo. What would you do? Do I ask him to move it across the other side of his drive? Anyway, do you have good neighbours like I am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Go to a garage and let the Albanians do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 18, 2014 Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 Went to the auto car wash £2 dearer than the imo's but it doesn't burn yer decals off with the pre wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Take a dump in his exhaust pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Always preferred Home and Away myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I've just come back from work and persuaded mesen to wash me company vehicle when I got back. Trouble is, next door has just done his and was just getting it as shiney as a new pin (as per) just as I pulled on the drive. Now, I was going to get the pressure washer out, but that would send fine spray all over his polished Volvo. What would you do? Do I ask him to move it across the other side of his drive? Anyway, do you have good neighbours like I am? Wash yer car on my estate and it'll get nicked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Our neighbours at the uni house in Notts are alright, they never complain when we have a party of host pre's, but that's probably because they're also students. One guy a few doors down complained about music at 11pm on a Friday once. Claimed he was ill with flu but he obviously just had a cold. Next door neighbours back home is a pub. And it's a rubbish pub. Despite being in a village they've tried to make it into one of those gastro pubs, and despite no locals going there, it's always full of weird people drinking lager top. Weirdos. And they're rude, asked for a pint once and he seemed annoyed that I wanted a drink in his pub. Nothing like Boycie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 The one on the left is a manure fan. Talks ****** most of the time. The ones on the right the womans ok but the lads a right tw@t. He's plays on his sex box with surround sound turned up max and makes the walls shake. I often feel like shoving the thing up his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 The one on the left is a manure fan. Talks ****** most of the time. The ones on the right the womans ok but the lads a right tw@t. He's plays on his sex box with surround sound turned up max and makes the walls shake. I often feel like shoving the thing up his arse.. Gritstone, pop around for a cup of tea anytime mate,mind never knew that was you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Just let him know that you are and give him chance to move it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Just let him know that you are and give him chance to move it It is Boycie we're referring too , he'd splatter next doors car with his mud , then tell him .. ''oh BTW, i've just washed me vehicle'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Neighbours bad. Very very bad. I got new downstair neighbours and the female one screams every day like crazy when they are having sex. I call her lassie. AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Neighbours on one side alus arguing. He says she's a lazy cow who never does owt round the house, she never even puts the bin out and it's always him hanging out the washing. Lazy cow. Other side is an old, sweet guy who's not long since had a stroke bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 Everybody needs good neighbours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Live on a corner, so only one neighbour. Great bloke, but a Stokie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 Live on a corner, so only one neighbour. Great bloke, but a Stokie.this figures. You are an off licence and I claim my £5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 this figures. You are an off licence and I claim my £5. I have been known to drink the contents of an off licence, but I've never owned one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Funny things, neighbours - only by the choice of your house, seems you have to accept the neighbours like they're family. Im a crap neighbour - had some lovely ones over the years - but just a hello with the ones we have now. I would know if they hadn't got the milk/post in but that's about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 20, 2014 Author Share Posted April 20, 2014 Neighbours are for putting your bin out while away, and taking in your post while at work. Neighbours, know your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 If your have an elderly neighbour then you should give them more attention. They are often isolated and a 10 minute chat instead of just a 'hello'. Or a cup of tea instead of a wave. Does no harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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