davenportram Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Jake has achieved loads in the past few seasons. Above all he's made it acceptable on a football forum to admit having a man crush. If he didn't exist we all know the sun would implode and we'd all die. But if that impossible situation existed, no Jake Buxton and we were all still breathing who would be the acceptable man crush? (Derby players only) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 He's also started a trend for footballers growing ridiculous beards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I think you've got a damned nerve enticing people to cheat on Jake. Thous shalt have no man crush except Jake, sayeth the Mac. And lo, it was so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Brilliant piece of management by nigel clough eh? P.s. Couldn't resist it. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I think he's over rated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I think he's over rated. So gracious, loving and forgiving is Jake that I bet he won't even smite you for such blasphemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 He was lucky yesterday. Stone wall penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Also, i'm not normally one to be pedantic, but what is an achiement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archram Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Also, i'm not normally one to be pedantic, but what is an achiement? It's what my dad said minus an r ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Surely Rush can be counted as a player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 Surely Rush can be counted as a player? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Sammon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 If he didn't exist we'd have to invent him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 If he didn't exist Martin Albrechsten would still be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I think he's over rated. Did you see that "beckenbauer" esk,pass yesterday,from defence to right wing? Hail Jake,lord of Derbyshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Wouldn't say no to Simon Dawkins though... phwoaarrr! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ram Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Shame heskey doesn't play for derby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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