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A new song to song whenever you like...

 

WE BEAT THE SCUM

FROM DOWN THE ROAD

 

WE ****** EM 5 NIL

AND HE LOST HIS JOB

 

HE LOST HIS JOB

HE LOST HIS JOB

OH BILLY DAVIES

OH HE LOST HIS JOB

Anyway,

Has yer shirt come yet?

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We beat the scum from down the road

(yo ho, yo ho),

We beat the scum from down the road

(yo ho, yo ho),

Five nil the score, now the best bit,

They sacked the fvcking Scottish git,

And we'll all go mad when Fridgy puts the cvnts into administration but the Administrator says that the shitty ground has to be condemned so the council can expand the Meadows Unemployed Persons Estate and build a load of 1960's style tenement flats like Hyson Green on top of the Trent End so Forest will have to go and play on Colwick Recreation Ground.

 

Just having trouble trying to get the last line to scan.

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We beat the scum from down the road

(yo ho, yo ho),

We beat the scum from down the road

(yo ho, yo ho),

Five nil the score, now the best bit,

They sacked the fvcking Scottish git,

And we'll all go mad when Fridgy puts the cvnts into administration but the Administrator says that the shitty ground has to be condemned so the council can expand the Meadows Unemployed Persons Estate and build a load of 1960's style tenement flats like Hyson Green on top of the Trent End so Forest will have to go and play on Colwick Recreation Ground.

Just having trouble trying to get the last line to scan.

Definitely got a ring to it

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"you're gonna get your fcking heads kicked in"

 

Always popular bitd. Very underestimated imho.

 

Bit dated now the reality is that its fairly unlikely that anyone is going to get their head kicked in though, innit?

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Bit dated now the reality is that its fairly unlikely that anyone is going to get their head kicked in though, innit?

It was unlikely then tbh. It should have been,  " we're gonna chase you down to Ivy Square then when you regroup and run back at us we'll run away for a minute before shouting loudly, turning round to run back at you then running away again if we got too close, followed by a big scary bloke standing in the middle of the road screaming "don't fckin run" then having to decide if you're more scared of the away mob or the big scary **** in the road" clap, clap, clap!

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It was unlikely then tbh. It should have been,  " we're gonna chase you down to Ivy Square then when you regroup and run back at us we'll run away for a minute before shouting loudly, turning round to run back at you then running away again if we got too close, followed by a big scary bloke standing in the middle of the road screaming "don't fckin run" then having to decide if you're more scared of the away mob or the big scary **** in the road" clap, clap, clap!

 

 

Lacks the poetry of the original.

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