PrivateDerby Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 ffs Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Anyone? I think the joke needs explaining...too smart for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I think the joke needs explaining...too smart for me. Tbh my work here has not been appreciated. If Utch posted it then there'd be 'likes' all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Utch's puns are so bad people feel sorry for him, preferred his poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I just can't shake the feeling that you're taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Utch's puns are so bad people feel sorry for him, preferred his poems. I fear what this may have started, The night was fine until she farted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I fear what this may have started, The night was fine until she farted... Jesus Christ, this is why people like Utch's poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Jesus Christ, this is why people like Utch's poems. T'was a mini ode to Utch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 What happened to that supposed Caribbean tour? Couldn't get the drug mules, Bris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Couldn't get the drug mules, Bris. That's why Cloughie's gone, the profit made was going to be his transfer budget over the next five years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Couldn't get the drug mules, Bris. Don't we have some mules on the pitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Tbh my work here has not been appreciated. If Utch posted it then there'd be 'likes' all over it. Perhaps if it was funny there'd be "likes" all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Missus came in last night and asked what I'd been looking at on the internet. Cheap flights, I told her....awww, she said, gave me a big kiss and before i knew it she'd unzipped me and gave me the best blow job ever. Odd really, she'd never shown any interest in darts before............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 did you Bangor? 'Bang her' It's funny because Bangor is in Wales and so is Rhyl. So, did you Bang her/Bangor?! C'mon. mo55y? I contribute to the prediction league. Bangor? Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Used to be a great nightclub in Bangor called the Octagon. That's all I know about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Move along please, nothing funny to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 did you Bangor? 'Bang her' It's funny because Bangor is in Wales and so is Rhyl. So, did you Bang her/Bangor?! C'mon. mo55y? I contribute to the prediction league. Bangor? Eh?did she lay on her back, point at your pecker and say, " Prestatyn " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 did she lay on her back, point at your pecker and say, " Prestatyn " Just leave it mate. They don't appreciate it. I'm thinking of going over to the Brewers forum if you fancy it? Derby are dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Just leave it mate. They don't appreciate it. I'm thinking of going over to the Brewers forum if you fancy it? Derby are dead to me.i got a like off woody though, I might give it 5 minutes, Privates bound to like it, he like anything. Well, erm, Gimme 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Missus came in last night and asked what I'd been looking at on the internet. Cheap flights, I told her....awww, she said, gave me a big kiss and before i knew it she'd unzipped me and gave me the best blow job ever. Odd really, she'd never shown any interest in darts before............... i tried this , she went in the spare room muttering summat , came out , threw 'em at me , ''here'' , she said , rather abruptly , ''you can never find owt''.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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