Day Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I like to have a bit of stubble, can't be doing with the clean shaven ****** as I come out in a Alan Sugar rash. I've lost count of how many if these adjustable length designer crappy things in the last couple years that give a patchy shave and the recharable battery dies. Hit me with your shaver reccomendations and I'm not growing beard either, bits of fish finger stuck in it isn't a turn on for the ladies I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 5, 2013 Author Share Posted July 5, 2013 Here's 3 of the dead *******, all less than a year old. I know I should keep receipts and that but I haven't and they are all crap anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I like to have a bit of stubble, can't be doing with the clean shaven ****** as I come out in a Alan Sugar rash. I've lost count of how many if these adjustable length designer crappy things in the last couple years that give a patchy shave and the recharable battery dies. Hit me with your shaver reccomendations and I'm not growing beard either, bits of fish finger stuck in it isn't a turn on for the ladies I'm told. no wonder you come out in a rash using them things on yer ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 no wonder you come out in a rash using them things on yer ****** I almost spat my lunch out reading that! And no, that wasn't a euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I use a gillette pro glide but that'll be too close for you. I have got a gillette trimmer too but i haven't tried it yet. The missus gave it me for christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Dav's great as he is but he knows I like him unshaved, he suits it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Proper bloody razor blades, none of this fancy elastic trickery nonsense. Get some lather round your fizzog - nice badger-hair brush and then scrape it off. The razor blades are useful when we lose or sell our best players too and your thoughts turn to BCO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 "http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Axe" alt="Axe"> This is how you do it, no messin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Don't use machines for crissake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Ladyshave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Dav's great as he is but he knows I like him unshaved, he suits it. FD SHPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Try this Daveo http://www.amazon.co.uk/Braun-cruZer-Beard-Trimmer-Clipper/dp/B007NJ2PYU/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1373103663&sr=8-9&keywords=beard+trimmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Dav's great as he is but he knows I like him unshaved, he suits it. Like a proud young sapling struggling for sunlight, trying to make it above the undergrowth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Had to look,thought it was the mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Can't go wrong with a 6 pack of pink bics mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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