froggg Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Never take your eyes off the object ball when delivering the shot through in snooker or pool...... Share your expertise on here folks Oh and don't forget to put you clocks forward tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Never lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 When hammering in a nail, always look at the nail head not the hammer head. You'll get a crick in t'neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Take a cushion off the patio set and take it to pride park. you can experience the directors box from your regular seat at no extra cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Don't leave your tools in your car at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 If in doubt booo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Booooo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Repair DVD players and games consoles by opening the tray and blowing inside it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Never wear white underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ecclesbourne kids are fuckwits, if you see one, punch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ecclesbourne kids are fuckwits, if you see one, punch it.do them wedgies still haunt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I never went there, wouldn't be seen dead in one of those maroon jackets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I never went there, wouldn't be seen dead in one of those maroon jacketsno, I know, did they bully you in Park Farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 no, I know, did they bully you in Park Farm? Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ah! Blocking it out, use the power of the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Never talk to a cider drinker on a evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Never talk to a cider drinker on a evening. But I like to talk to women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Never use a cats arse as a pencil sharpener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Never use a pencil sharpener as a cat's arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 If at first you don't succeed, sky diving probably isn't for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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