ladyram Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Think ****** to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 Always finish a curry with fresh coriander....... stir it in then serve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Always finish a curry with fresh fart..... sit in it in then relax Filthy animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Install a downstairs toilet. When you have the ***** walking up the stairs all morning burns more calories = eat more = poo more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Cook bacon on foil in the oven - beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 I make no apologies for stealing my all-time favourite VIZ Top Tip... SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE makes great intestines for a badly wounded Action Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 I make no apologies for stealing my all-time favourite VIZ Top Tip... SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE makes great intestines for a badly wounded Action Man. One of my favorite VIZ tips was......When someone knocks at your door smear tomato ketchup under your nose....and they will think you have just had a nose bleed....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 You can also use mayo if you want them to think they've caught you masturbating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 When you're tired, have a kip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Use a microwave. Its easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 WEIGH toilet rolls on your kitchen scales and record their weight after each visit to the toilet. On each occasion deduct the new weight from their previous weight. The figure remaining will be the exact weight of toilet tissue which you have used on that particular 'visit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinza Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 I slept in a microwave once... got a years kip in 12 hours..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Ensure a good fight at your wake by leaving a valuable antique in your will to a distant relative, whilst promising it to a closer relative verbally before you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 Forest fans. Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all, as to your allegiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 One for the ladies: A cigar tube filled with angry bees makes a handy vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted April 5, 2013 Author Share Posted April 5, 2013 Don’t throw out that belly button fluff. Six months of fluff is enough to insulate the average home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted April 5, 2013 Author Share Posted April 5, 2013 A thimble of methylated spirits mixed with orange juice makes a refreshing summer beverage. Whatever you do, don’t smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Ecclesbourne kids are fuckwits, if you see one, punch it. Oi..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted April 5, 2013 Author Share Posted April 5, 2013 No dishwasher? Try popping your dishes in the washing machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 ladymod told me about these new fangled microwaves, great for drying socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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