Boycie Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 keep him awake for around 26 hours dress up as Ryan Giggs ( full KIt ) Get a old man utd sock fill it with sand and urinate on it. Beat him around the legs and lower back for around 8- 12 minutes every hour for the next 2 - 3 days. make sure you have got the class of 92 playing constantly in the back ground at all times... if this dont break him then .....this is where things get silly now man but bear with me........ground him until he likes the rams again! youre welcome He likes the rams, but, erm, thanks for your input. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 He likes the rams, but, erm, thanks for your input. youre welcome sir, my lad mentioned he liked liverpool when he was 7 years old, i let him out of the coal bunker in time for his tenth birhtday no more liverpool talk........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 youre welcome sir, my lad mentioned he liked liverpool when he was 7 years old, i let him out of the coal bunker in time for his tenth birhtday no more liverpool talk........ do house's have coal bunkers now?....Oh thanks for the advice too, never had to do it though but it may come in handy with the missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 His head was turned a bit this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 His head was turned a bit this evening. It's just come to me... Your son is ianm?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 His head was turned a bit this evening. It's a slippery slope, perhaps play-off glory is the only way to keep him on track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Did they beat the mighty Canaries ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 27, 2014 Author Share Posted April 27, 2014 It's just come to me... Your son is ianm?!?! Damn you! You'll never take us alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Damn you! You'll never take us alive! The famous last words. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 27, 2014 Author Share Posted April 27, 2014 We would have gotten away with it if it was for that meddling JW! Grrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We would have gotten away with it if it was for that meddling JW! Grrrrrrrr Ban him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Ban him. Can't ban me, the forum would go down the shitter if I weren't here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Only just picked up this thread. There's a so so simple solution which will save you cash at the same time - put him up for adoption! Problem solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Only just picked up this thread. There's a so so simple solution which will save you cash at the same time - put him up for adoption! Problem solved! That's exactly what his lad wants. Boycie wouldn't want to give him the satisfaction though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 27, 2014 Author Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can't wait to leave Old Trafford with 3 points next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can't wait to leave Old Trafford with 3 points next season. You going to take him in the Stretford end ? Sacrifices parents make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 How much will you spend on a half and half scrave?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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