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Don't waste your energy. I was driving my kids and there mates the other day and one of their mates said "I heard that Sarah liked me so I asked her out and she said no, I don't understand her" at which point I did an emergency stop turned round and said Don't waste you energy or time trying to understand them they are a different species.

You can always understand why a man makes a decision - right or wrong - but you can see the train of thought (usually the little head thinking for the big head). but women PAH!

By the way I love women

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Been with my Mrs nearly 30 years now and it's the "How does this look" ? question that does me every time.

If I say "Fine" I get "Liar"

If I say "I'm not sure" I get an aggresive "What's wrong with it"?

If I say "I don't like it" it's "You've got no taste"

Erm...DON'T CHUFFIN' ASK ME THEN. http://cursors3.totallyfreecursors.com/thumbnails/banghead

* and if I were to say that I'd be dead. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

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"Do I look alright?"


Does my top look ok?"


"Does it go with this skirt?"


"And the shoes? They go, don't they?"

"...... yes"

"What? Why did you hesitate?"

"I was watching telly. You look fine"

"It's the shoes isn't it?"

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I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today."

"Why not?" he asked.

I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform."

"That's no excuse," he shouted.

I said, "I know, but try telling her that."

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