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Turk Thrust

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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    She said You show me your collection of old rags and I'll show you my bosom.   It was tit for tat
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    Turk Thrust reacted to rynny in Frank Lampard   
    Hard work this Chelsea job

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    Turk Thrust reacted to froggg in What are you eating tonight   
    Aberdeen Angus Tomahawk Steak, griddled medium rare, served with leftovers from yesterday, all washed down with a glass of Rioja Tinto.



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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from JoetheRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Irritated rather than annoyed but it's that much overused word "absolutely". You hear it all the time in answer to a question  or anything requiring a yes or indeed  
    Q Are you going out tonight?  A Absolutely!"     I think it's going to be hot today.   Absolutely. 
    Q Do you think we will win? A Absolutely 
     
    Ok I've had my say. Do you think I should now go and lie down? Absolutely!
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    Turk Thrust reacted to Day in Emiliano Sala   
    I would like to think this wouldn’t ever happen again to be honest, and that we would never sell Susan, not for that paltry fee.
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from froggg in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Man was playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.   He was an Abbarigine
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Blimey. It was so funny I must have sent it twice 
    Mind you I like chimney jokes. I've got a stack of them
     
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    Turk Thrust got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I think I'll cut off the bottom of my trousers and put them in the library. That'll be a turn up for the books!
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