Dean Saunder’s hat trick

I imagine after 4 years of different managers sending him out on loan and not starting him he just fancied a new challenge and some consistent football tbh. Nowt like being bitter about a player fancying a change of scene is there? Don’t think you can really hold it against a player wanting the best financial deal available also when they’ve only a few years left before retirement and their income drops drastically. Reckon any of us would do the same. Martin is still a club legend in my eyes. 
But, each to there own and all hey?

I imagine after 4 years of different managers sending him out on loan and not starting him he just fancied a new challenge and some consistent football tbh. Nowt like being bitter about a player fancying a change of scene is there? Don’t think you can really hold it against a player wanting the best financial deal available also when they’ve only a few years left before retirement and their income drops drastically. Reckon any of us would do the same. Martin is still a club legend in my eyes. 
But, each to there own and all hey?

Give Derby a call mate, you clearly have much more of a clue on how to run a club than those useless clowns running Derby. They’ll probs give you the job hey

Give Derby a call mate, you clearly have much more of a clue on how to run a club than those useless clowns running Derby. They’ll probs give you the job hey

Give Derby a call mate, you clearly have much more of a clue on how to run a club than those useless clowns running Derby. They’ll probs give you the job hey

Give Derby a call mate, you clearly have much more of a clue on how to run a club than those useless clowns running Derby. They’ll probs give you the job hey

I'll have a word with the powers that be and make sure next season there's no global pandemic, no recession, no transfer embargo, no messing about changing managers between campaigns and all players are fully fit and willing to sign with us as soon as we show an interest. Not sure if I'll be able to get selling clubs to do their business early as well so it doesn't hold up our plans, but I'll see what favours I can pull in.
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How about to the tune of ‘Sun is shining’ by Bob Marley and covered by Finlaye Quaye...
 
Dersun is firing, that finish was sweet yea...
Did you see the way, he moved his feet there?....
To the rescue! It’s Dersun! 
I want you to know y’all
He’s a ram...
etc, etc ?

They call him 'der Kleiderschrank' not sure what that translates as??

Fixed it for you