RadioactiveWaste

There are some Warnocidal maniacs, no doubt.

A truce has been brokered by Fornah and NML to suspend the bombardment of the Paul Warne strip for 4 days. A spokeman said "The offensive will not stop until Derby County are promoted"

Edited! Oh dear. Right, up against the why wall. All of them. OK, not NML. He can walk free.

I think that's very lovely, Bradders goes over to paul warne's house and helps his wife make a soufle whilst the gaffa is hard at work devising tactical master plans and merticulusly reasearching players who used to play for him at rotherham.

He's developed more pace? barely got above trundle when scoreing 20+ for us....

Hello, I'd like to bet someone else's mortgage on Chris Martin scoring today please.

I'm all for giving him the freedom of st Andrews, the football ground, not the town in Fife.

Derby 2-1 Bristol Waghorn. "Nervous last 10 minutes"

It's easier to forgive a pretty team for their failings that is one that isn't pretty. It's never really a one or the other trade off though is it, it's usually the manger's preferred style either gets results or it doesn't and if it doesn't get results, do they stick to their guns on style, or do they go (usually) back to basics and get a few wins onve the line.

Not a single shot on goal today. not good eough. I know some say will "it's friday, you're being a tool" but to them I say, how much longer must we bare the indignity of being managed by paul warne?!

Look at the magnificent noggin! you could just sprinkle some fresh corriander on it.

I still think both are off in January and this is about protecting their transfer value, but I would be very pleased if they both stay. If either of them stay but don't sign an extension, our only hope to hold onto them beyond this season is a promotion to the championship. You can call captain obvious I guess.

I know it's a bit early with testing still a month away and "livery launch" possibly being the most naff F1 event type, but.... There is some news, Max verstappen had a tantrum when his computer game broke. Andretti Cadillac look set to be pushed by the FIA to come in and Horner has seduced Ford somehow. Quite how the red bull \ Ford thing will work I'm not sure on,but last time ford were in the sport with jaguar racing, they had a board meeting that included the comment "Who is Edmund Irvine and why are we paying him so much?" The days of just asking the red bull fellah for many millions of pounds and him saying"sure, here you go" are gone. Still, Horner Vs the Ford accounts division and corporate reputation and liabilities legal team is going to be fun. The teams want rid of the FIA president, mostly because he's trying to have the FIA run F1 again instead of the teams. The grid is still mourning the loss of GOATifi from the sport. Ferrari haven't ferrarid things up yet. Alonso hasn't fallen out with Aston Martin/ daddy Stroll yet, but give it time. Ocon is working hard on how he's going to punt Gasly at the first turn of the first race, just for poops and giggles. Perez is working on how he's going to give Danny Ricciardo food poisoning for two whole seasons. F1 social media is calm, relaxed and contemplative, set to continue until 5 minutes after testing starts.