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I don't ever do the whole mixing sweet & savoury thing. No apple sauce with pork / cranberry with turkey / pineapple on pizza etc.

I just don't like the combination.

Suppose the opposite now is the fad to add salt to chocolate / caramel etc.

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Just now, David said:

Caviar, kangaroo testicles, orange, coco pops stuffed crust

Might not be nice, but would be edible.

Also, I'd put it to you that would be a very difficult Pizza for you to create, so it doesn't actually work against my point. 

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9 minutes ago, David said:

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Also, snippits from Tesco's description of Mcvities Jaffa Cakes Twin Pack 2X150g 24P:

 

"Each cake (12.2g) contains"

"24 Light Sponge Cakes with Dark Crackly Chocolate and a Smashing Orangey Centre"

"Net Contents: 24 x Cakes"

"Typical number of cakes per pack: 24"

 

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Just now, SaintRam said:

Also, snippits from Tesco's description of Mcvities Jaffa Cakes Twin Pack 2X150g 24P:

 

"Each cake (12.2g) contains"

"24 Light Sponge Cakes with Dark Crackly Chocolate and a Smashing Orangey Centre"

"Net Contents: 24 x Cakes"

"Typical number of cakes per pack: 24"

To keep HMRC happy, think about it

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Just now, David said:

To keep HMRC happy, think about it

At the end of the day, they go hard when they get stale. So they're a cake.

Biscuits get soft. 

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1 minute ago, SaintRam said:

At the end of the day, they go hard when they get stale. So they're a cake.

Biscuits get soft. 

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Yet only peasants call them cakes as it's cheap way of buying a "cake". Tesco knows, that's why they are under biscuits where the normal folk go to find them. 

 

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Just now, David said:

Yet only peasants call them cakes as it's cheap way of buying a "cake". Tesco knows, that's why they are under biscuits where the normal folk go to find them. 

 

Only peasants eat Jaffa cakes at all. 

We of the upper realms choose to refer to them as cakes as that is what they are, but we'd sooner throw them at an orphan than eat one.

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45 minutes ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said:

No, technically you are wrong...It was proven in court that Jaffa cakes are in fact cakes not biscuits.(all to do with differing levels of vat applied to cakes and biscuits) ?

Though that there as already been an argument on Jaffa cakes on this site years ago, I think it was on the members introduction thread. May try and find it if I don't have any thing better to do today, also rumour as it that a long time poster would accept Jaffa cakes for services rendered. ?

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7 minutes ago, SaintRam said:

Only peasants eat Jaffa cakes at all. 

We of the upper realms choose to refer to them as cakes as that is what they are, but we'd sooner throw them at an orphan than eat one.

Quite right too, orphans are way too chewy.

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3 minutes ago, David said:

I would rather starve and spend my final minutes bird watching than eat that

Have you ever had Caviar or Kangaroo's Testicles?

Both are quite good. Depending on the caviar of course, and the method the Testicles are cooked.

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