Guest Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Well that's good of you to admit.. Now you can retract you're statement.. Just edit it to something like 'Bris has superior football knowledge than me' and it will look respectable. Bris has superior football knowledge than anybody, since posting i have found the following facts about him. He has scouted players that have been signed, although he won't say who, he has moved from making under $10 a day to winning thousands on football results, he told us all about coutts before he signed, he didn't understand the offside rule thinking there had to be space between the attacked and the defender, he now has a girlfriend, he doesn't drink so he can pull the more beautiful women, of which there are none over in this country. I think of him like him like having the annoying friend in your group who when you say you have done something they have done it better, if you have drunk 5 pints they have done 10, if you have slept with a nice girl, he has slept with someone so much better who was a virgin, if you have won 50 quid at the bookies, they have won 1000 quid, sorry dollars. The good thing with it being on the forum is that in small doses its quite amusing, in a pub or something, no matter where you hide you can't get away from them. I would love to see a picture of him in his habitat, donning the rams shirt, just to prove he was real, and not a florist WUM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 yer I does Well, it's grammar nazi week and you've got your your mixed up with your you're. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_J_DCFC Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 i hate wonderward, then again i hate jamie ward, so... How can you hate Jamie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Well, it's grammar nazi week and you've got your your mixed up with your you're. Yeh I never got round to editing it.. I'm actually a pretty lazy writer in that I make alot of spelling mistakes on here.. Obviously when I'm at the university I get my act together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 How can you hate Jamie? cus i think he's a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Definitely grammar Nazi week. I Shall put it on the calendar for next year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_J_DCFC Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Fair enough. He is passionate about the club though and he winds up Forest fans which is a bonus...... They despise him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 cus i think he's a ****he is, but he's our ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Bris has superior football knowledge than anybody, since posting i have found the following facts about him. He has scouted players that have been signed, although he won't say who, he has moved from making under $10 a day to winning thousands on football results, he told us all about coutts before he signed, he didn't understand the offside rule thinking there had to be space between the attacked and the defender, he now has a girlfriend, he doesn't drink so he can pull the more beautiful women, of which there are none over in this country. I think of him like him like having the annoying friend in your group who when you say you have done something they have done it better, if you have drunk 5 pints they have done 10, if you have slept with a nice girl, he has slept with someone so much better who was a virgin, if you have won 50 quid at the bookies, they have won 1000 quid, sorry dollars. The good thing with it being on the forum is that in small doses its quite amusing, in a pub or something, no matter where you hide you can't get away from them. I would love to see a picture of him in his habitat, donning the rams shirt, just to prove he was real, and not a florist WUM. Ha Ha, you forget his ability to analyse games he hasn't watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Our **** who winds up Forest fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 he is, but he's our ****. sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Didn't know you could share a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Didn't know you could share a ****.you've never lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungUttoxRam Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Every one loves a good **** don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Bris has superior football knowledge than anybody, since posting i have found the following facts about him. He has scouted players that have been signed, although he won't say who, he has moved from making under $10 a day to winning thousands on football results, he told us all about coutts before he signed, he didn't understand the offside rule thinking there had to be space between the attacked and the defender, he now has a girlfriend, he doesn't drink so he can pull the more beautiful women, of which there are none over in this country. I think of him like him like having the annoying friend in your group who when you say you have done something they have done it better, if you have drunk 5 pints they have done 10, if you have slept with a nice girl, he has slept with someone so much better who was a virgin, if you have won 50 quid at the bookies, they have won 1000 quid, sorry dollars. The good thing with it being on the forum is that in small doses its quite amusing, in a pub or something, no matter where you hide you can't get away from them. I would love to see a picture of him in his habitat, donning the rams shirt, just to prove he was real, and not a florist WUM. I've never selpt with a virgin.. I barely drink (I'd be drunk after about 5), I've never scouted anyone other than recommendations, I've never won thousands, I've won bets but I've also lost bets too.. I'm 100% sure I've lost more than I've won over the past couple of years, I've had a girlfriend for nearly 3 years which even suprises me, and England has beautiful women.. And in any group of friends that I've had, I'm usually the most quiet one of the lot.. But we've never met, so you're free to carry on with your assumptions.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 i only like one kind of **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 you've never lived.what are you suggesting boycie? Remember kids can visit this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Bris has superior football knowledge than anybody, since posting i have found the following facts about him. He has scouted players that have been signed, although he won't say who, he has moved from making under $10 a day to winning thousands on football results, he told us all about coutts before he signed, he didn't understand the offside rule thinking there had to be space between the attacked and the defender, he now has a girlfriend, he doesn't drink so he can pull the more beautiful women, of which there are none over in this country. I think of him like him like having the annoying friend in your group who when you say you have done something they have done it better, if you have drunk 5 pints they have done 10, if you have slept with a nice girl, he has slept with someone so much better who was a virgin, if you have won 50 quid at the bookies, they have won 1000 quid, sorry dollars. The good thing with it being on the forum is that in small doses its quite amusing, in a pub or something, no matter where you hide you can't get away from them. I would love to see a picture of him in his habitat, donning the rams shirt, just to prove he was real, and not a florist WUM. The phrase you are looking for is "a black catter". You've seen a black cat, Bris has seen a blacker one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 what are you suggesting boycie? Remember kids can visit this forum. ive said too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 If everyone loves ***** so much, why is everyone hating on Bris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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