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according to the fixture list all teams in the championship play their last match on sat 28th at 12-30,but the PA guy said that it was the last match on a Saturday at PP this season,I have since been told it is Sunday 29th is this correct.

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Too early for a piss up.

Can't we all meet for a huge punch up about 5.00pm on cathedral green?

Don't tell me he's turned down the contract,the nave?

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I already know it's going to happen but I hope there isn't a pitch invasion at the end. Why do it????

Survived on the last day of the season or won promotion?? Go for it, let your emotions overtake you as you run onto the pitch to embrace your heroes. Finish mid table?? Just stay and clap 'em as they walk round the pitch clapping back, or go home/to the pub.

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Aisle leave those puns to you ramb'...........................

Just as long as you don't altar any of my posts,uttox,otherwise I'll be asking upon what precept.........

I suppose his staying may depend on funds allocated by the chancel-lor (but I can't see him vaulting thro' a training ground window to escape).

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Nigel paced up and down the training ground restlessly.A few days away from a must win game,he'd been hit by a series of injuries to midfielders,and funds were short (after complaining about the budget on numerous occasions,his coaching staff had given him the nickname "Trans" -transfer funds cut very short).There was a maverick midfielder,who'd strutted his stuff accross various European Leagues and was a free agent,but he had a reputation for disliking hard work.Anyway he decided to go for the Bulgarian (of mixed Vietnamese/Bulgar parentage),Stanislav Siashun.

A nervous Trans took his place in the dugout as the match kicked off.Stan was confirming his worst fears,and after 20 mins he was caught in possession and the opposition scored.Worse was to follow a few minutes later when they went 2-0 up,and to compound matters 2 of his patched up midfield had to be substituted through injury,and a forward was carrying a knock.Disaster followed 5 minutes later when Stan's backpass was intercepted for goal no 3

(but much as he wanted to,he knew he couldn't substitute Stan the man).

The fans around the dugout noticed that whenever Stan dropped a clanger,he had this habit of putting his hand over his head and scratching it with all fingers."Why didn't you sign Ollie while you were at it" jeered the fans to the dugout.Meanwhile Nigel,seething inside,was contemplating the after match interview and whether he should tell him to feck off to Vietnam or Bulgaria.......and then Stan suddenly burst into life and threaded through a sublime pass for the Ram's opener.

Whatever was said at half time,Stan suddenly started playing like a demon.After prolonged pressure,he again produced an exquisite pass to reduce the arrears,to be followed by something even better a few minutes later.Entering the last 10 minutes,after an even passage of play,Stan burst through midfield and launched a thunderbolt into the top corner,and was mobbed by team mates,thus obscuring the view of him from the dugout.

However,sitting in the stands opposite,the eagle eyed Metgod noticed Stan gingerly holding his thigh and immediately got on the blower to the dugout-"Trans,sub Stan Siashun" was his urgent message.Our beaming manager obviously got the wrong end of the stick and replied "Yeh,I know Johnny.I knew we needed to get an extra body in,but I didn't think he'd turn into a miracle worker."

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