Not noticed him about on here for a few days. Hope he's fine and dandy.

Mason Bennett is fine, i'm pleased to report. He has not been seen for a few weeks though, due to a number of first team players returning from injury.

he's probably just been away for Xmas. Or has died. Either one really.

He was last on Xmas Eve, blimey can't the lad have a festive break?.......I'm quite enjoying it to be honest

Young ram knows it's the season for giving and receiving.

Wonder which he's been doing?

Boys - put yer heads together and make a fence 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

He's probably getting smashed.

Should we start a search party ?

He's probably getting smashed.

recovering from being smashed*

Should we start a search party ?

He's behind you! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

Last time I saw him he was going up a dark alley in horsley.

Last time I saw him he was going up a dark alley in horsley.

with the Brighton and hove albion supporters cub.

Last time I saw him he was going up a dark alley in horsley.

Alley said Nay Nay and thice Nay.

(one for the older lads)

Oh dear, Boycie's come over a little Frankie Howard.... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':huh:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' />

Oh dear, Boycie's come over a little Frankie Howard.... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':huh:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' />

Titter ye not Uttox, save your titters I say.

I had a break as I haven't been on the computer for a few days. You may have enjoyed my absence but that time is now over.

You've not missed much.

haven't I?

You've not missed much.

Only the post mortem of a rather good victory over the dirties... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

Only the post mortem of a rather good victory over the dirties... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

And ianm continuing to wind everybody up.