Day Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 What should they be...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 if we don't win 1 out of the enxt 5 then resign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 What should they be...... Except Young Ram...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 sorry of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 What should they be...... Eat more fibre. Its good for the digestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 To stop picking his nose and eating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Don't listen to the stoopy stupes who are calling for your head....and think they know more than you. COS THEY KNOW NAFFIN compared to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 To stop picking his nose and eating it. More fibre, not less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Learn to forge Andy Appleby's signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyside Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 play players in their proper positions, finish in the top ten, get Commons to sign on the dotted line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZ Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Learn to forge Andy Appleby's signature I second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 grow some boll0cks and go in to see the chairman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanedavid Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 do what his dad did and sign players behind his chairmans back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Sort the defence out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Young Clough and the Derby fans had suffered the tortures of 'slow burn' for three years: at last they got so voracious and wild that one boy, big Metgod - who hadn't been used to this sort of thing as he'd played for Real Madrid (and never tired of telling everyone) hinted darkly to his companions, that unless he had another striker, he was afraid he might stick someone up the bum and play a weakly youth of tender age up front. He had a wild, hungry eye; and they implicitly believed him. A council was held; lots were cast as to who should walk up to the master and ask for more players; and it fell to young Clough. The evening arrived; they took their places. Master Tom, in his club blazer stationed himself at the head of the table; his pauper assistants ranged themselves around him; club gruel was served out as was the custom; and a long grace was said over the short Commons (?). The gruel disappeared; the staff whispered to each other, and winked at young Clough; while his neighbours nudged him. Young as he was, he was desperate for a striker, and reckless with misery he rose from the table and advancing to the master, he said: 'Please, sir, I want some more players.' The master was a fat, healthy American; but he turned very pale. He gazed in stupefied astonishment on the small rebel for some seconds. The assistants were paralysed with wonder; the coaching staff with fear. 'What!' said the master at length, in a faint voice. 'Please, sir,' replied young Clough, 'I want some more players' The master aimed a blow at Cloughie’s head; pinioned him in his arm; and shrieked aloud. The board were sitting in the next room in solemn conclave, when Mr. Bumhole rushed into the room in great excitement, and addressing the gentleman in the high chair, said, 'Mr. Appleby sir, I beg your pardon, sir! Young Clough has asked for more players!' There was a general start. Horror was depicted on every countenance. 'For MORE players!' said Appleby. 'Compose yourself, Bumhole, and answer me distinctly. Do I understand that he asked for more players, after he had had the number of emergency loans allotted by the club secretary?' 'He did, sir,' replied Bumhole. 'Really....that boy will be strung up by the balls,' said a man in a cowboy hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Well bowled, I liked that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Sort of petered out a bit I thought. He set the scene nicely but left me slightly unsatisfied. You know, not quite sure of what happened next. Is there a part 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Don't listen to the stoopy stupes who are calling for your head....and think they know more than you. COS THEY KNOW NAFFIN compared to you. Because Nigel, Nooottthing compares, Nothing compares to yoooooooouuuuuuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Sort of petered out a bit I thought. He set the scene nicely but left me slightly unsatisfied. You know, not quite sure of what happened next. Is there a part 2? Well it’s a very long story..... Basically a great uproar ensues. I seem to think that the board of well-fed American gentlemen who administer the club offer a reward to anyone wishing to take young Clough away. Because of the young man's sorrowful countenance and disgruntled demeanor, he later gains employment as a specialist moaner at fourth officials. But where that leaves us with our kick boxing goal keeper, and sleep walking central defender I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghRam Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 if we don't win 1 out of the enxt 5 then resign outrageous statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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