Duracell Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Ah well, Youth team coaching it is for now then Oh no it isn't.... From today's Kettering Evening Telegraph: "TheDuracellBunny is set for a baptism of fire in to football management after winning the vacant first-team manager position at Kettering Town. While some question the timing, and indeed the sanity, of such an audacious decision from the board, the Poppies Chairman Terry Bull has defended his decision. "Yes, his lack of experience in football - or, infact, at the age of 16, anything at all - might be worrying for some. But Duracell lasts longer. Where others might fall, we're let to believe he just keeps going on, and on, and he's unique in that." The young gentleman himself is highly optimistic that he can turn the club's fortunes around after a dismal run that has included 11 defeats in their past 9 games. "It's a huge task, but I'm relishing the challenge. I understand the job in hand and it's my job to take it by the scruff of the neck. With my experiences on Manager Mode on Fifa, I believe I am capable of recruiting a talented set of players from the continent and create playing style akin to my great Derby County and Northampton Town sides on Fifas 09 & 10 respectively." The first task for Duracell is to recruit a right-hand man. Sources close to the battery-powered rabit suggest that he is keen for a similarly young, fiery young man to join him, albeit it with experience on a computer game such as Football Manager." Wanna join me? We could be like Clough and Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 Oh no it isn't.... From today's Kettering Evening Telegraph: "TheDuracellBunny is set for a baptism of fire in to football management after winning the vacant first-team manager position at Kettering Town. While some question the timing, and indeed the sanity, of such an audacious decision from the board, the Poppies Chairman Terry Bull has defended his decision. "Yes, his lack of experience in football - or, infact, at the age of 16, anything at all - might be worrying for some. But Duracell lasts longer. Where others might fall, we're let to believe he just keeps going on, and on, and he's unique in that." The young gentleman himself is highly optimistic that he can turn the club's fortunes around after a dismal run that has included 11 defeats in their past 9 games. "It's a huge task, but I'm relishing the challenge. I understand the job in hand and it's my job to take it by the scruff of the neck. With my experiences on Manager Mode on Fifa, I believe I am capable of recruiting a talented set of players from the continent and create playing style akin to my great Derby County and Northampton Town sides on Fifas 09 & 10 respectively." The first task for Duracell is to recruit a right-hand man. Sources close to the battery-powered rabit suggest that he is keen for a similarly young, fiery young man to join him, albeit it with experience on a computer game such as Football Manager." Wanna join me? We could be like Clough and Taylor. Hahaha Alex W has joined Duracell Bunnys Kettering backroom staff today, snubbing reported interest from Real Madrid and Barcelona on his FM pc game. After putting pen to paper on a deal worth 10 bottles of Jack Daniels a week, and the possible loan signing of Lindsey Lohan as his own secretary, Alex W said:, "I look forward to working with Duracell Bunny, he has a proven record at seeing talent, after all, hes signed me. And I would also like to quash rumours that I enjoy rabbit stew. I despise gravy....." Asked if he thought Kettering Town could be promoted this season, Webber remarked, "I don't think we'll lose a game all season. I'll say this now: If we lose a game this season, I will personally shoot Boycie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Hahaha Alex W has joined Duracell Bunnys Kettering backroom staff today, snubbing reported interest from Real Madrid and Barcelona on his FM pc game. After putting pen to paper on a deal worth 10 bottles of Jack Daniels a week, and the possible loan signing of Lindsey Lohan as his own secretary, Alex W said:, "I look forward to working with Duracell Bunny, he has a proven record at seeing talent, after all, hes signed me. And I would also like to quash rumours that I enjoy rabbit stew. I despise gravy....." Asked if he thought Kettering Town could be promoted this season, Webber remarked, "I don't think we'll lose a game all season. I'll say this now: If we lose a game this season, I will personally shoot Boycie." "Kettering Town assistant manager Alexander Webber has been arrested on suspicion of murder. The Poppies coach is alledged to have shot Boyice, an admistator of a Derby County internet forum, in the face in an outburst of bitter rage after Town's dissapointing 5-4 defeat to Rushden and Diamonds in his first game with the club..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 "Kettering Town assistant manager Alexander Webber has been arrested on suspicion of murder. The Poppies coach is alledged to have shot Boyice, an admistator of a Derby County internet forum, in the face in an outburst of bitter rage after Town's dissapointing 5-4 defeat to Rushden and Diamonds in his first game with the club..." Kettering Town assistant manager Alexander Webber has been lambasted for his callous attitude during the 'Boycie go Bang' murder trial. After the prosecution brought out Boycies secret ladyboy Thai bride as a key witness, Mr Webber reportedly remarked "Man-Bitches be crazy" and slapped the judge, challenging him to a duel. He was also cautioned for eating while court was in process, being asked to finish his stew during non trial hours. Reports that he was giggling and calling the stew 'Flopsy' have not been confirmed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hucknall Ram Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Oh no it isn't.... From today's Kettering Evening Telegraph: "TheDuracellBunny is set for a baptism of fire in to football management after winning the vacant first-team manager position at Kettering Town. While some question the timing, and indeed the sanity, of such an audacious decision from the board, the Poppies Chairman Terry Bull has defended his decision. "Yes, his lack of experience in football - or, infact, at the age of 16, anything at all - might be worrying for some. But Duracell lasts longer. Where others might fall, we're let to believe he just keeps going on, and on, and he's unique in that." The young gentleman himself is highly optimistic that he can turn the club's fortunes around after a dismal run that has included 11 defeats in their past 9 games. "It's a huge task, but I'm relishing the challenge. I understand the job in hand and it's my job to take it by the scruff of the neck. With my experiences on Manager Mode on Fifa, I believe I am capable of recruiting a talented set of players from the continent and create playing style akin to my great Derby County and Northampton Town sides on Fifas 09 & 10 respectively." The first task for Duracell is to recruit a right-hand man. Sources close to the battery-powered rabit suggest that he is keen for a similarly young, fiery young man to join him, albeit it with experience on a computer game such as Football Manager." Wanna join me? We could be like Clough and Taylor. 11 defeats in 9 games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 11 defeats in 9 games? Yes. An English record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 If Carlsberg made forum threads.... Apologies for the bump but this is Comedy Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 I aim to please, folks I'm still looking for a position if anyone out there needs a hand....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 On 22 November 2011 at 16:36:16, Alex W said: I aim to please, folks I'm still looking for a position if anyone out there needs a hand....... There's a crude joke in there, but I won't expose it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 There's a crude joke in there, but I won't expose it. Let us hope YR does not see this thread then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 There's a crude joke in there, but I won't expose it. It rhymes with "anchor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 It rhymes with "anchor" Navt Tanker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Duracell and Alex - Bravo! By the way - is this the thread that some people nominated for the Best Poster Awards thread last Christmas? I remember someone putting......when Alex applied for the job at Mansfield.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Let us hope YR does not see this thread then. too late 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 You see, I gave the people gold and then they banned two months later. Swines....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 You see, I gave the people gold and then they banned two months later. Swines....... don't mention the banning alex, otherwise you'll be banned quicker than a forest wum 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Could be worse, you could say Liverpool were relegation candidiates and had a worse squad than WBA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Could be worse, you could say Liverpool were relegation candidiates and had a worse squad than WBA? That's just stupid, who would of said that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Just think, our first pre-season game of the season could of been up against Alex W's Mansfield Town. If only.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Bumps are banned, take a warning point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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