Alex W Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 Daveo, post: 99746 said: Sorry I don't want to take the piss but c'mon, applying for the Mansfield job? Really? I don't really think i'll get it do I However, if something like that comes up you might as well have a go. Especially if you think you could do it. Like I said, a mixture of arrogance and confidence leads me to believe i'd do a good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 It's a mixture of tobacco and canabis, that's what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 It's a mixture of tobacco and canabis, that's what it is. I'll have you know I won't touch tobacco........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I worked in Mansfield once. Not football management, Plastering. The couple at the house were really picky so had to do me best. Remember thinking that its all well and good having a nice house but it's like Baghdad in the early 90's out there. BTW, if you get the job can you sign me? I'm a bit like a Vieira style player. But just really ****. Gimme £500 per week and a Ford Focus and i'll sign a 5 year contract. Just so's you know, if Shirebrook Town offer me £550 per week and a flashy Corsa i'm gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 BTW, if you get the job can you sign me? I'm a bit like a Vieira style player. But just really ****. Gimme £500 per week and a Ford Focus and i'll sign a 5 year contract. Just so's you know, if Shirebrook Town offer me £550 per week and a flashy Corsa i'm gone. You can have a bottle of tizer and a fiver for your troubles, take it or leave it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 You can have a bottle of tizer and a fiver for your troubles, take it or leave it Congratulations, you've signed yourself a **** Vieira. Can't wait. Women throwing themselves at me, fans bringing merchandise for me to sign and best of all i'll get free stuff when i go in shops. btw, can't play a week on Saturday. Derby are at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 if your signing him, sign me, i fancy the job of kitman, they kit would never be cleaner, failing that ill take any backroom job and ill work for just a can of tizer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2010 Author Share Posted November 22, 2010 Congratulations, you've signed yourself a **** Vieira. Can't wait. Women throwing themselves at me, fans bringing merchandise for me to sign and best of all i'll get free stuff when i go in shops. btw, can't play a week on Saturday. Derby are at home. "Mansfield Town FC have announced that they've terminated 'The Plasterers' contract with immediate effect.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2010 Author Share Posted November 22, 2010 BARRman, post: 99753 said: if your signing him, sign me, i fancy the job of kitman, they kit would never be cleaner, failing that ill take any backroom job and ill work for just a can of tizer You're hired as kit man. However, it's Irun Bru for you. I ran out of Tizer when Alpha signed his deal. I only had the one can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 if your signing him, sign me, i fancy the job of kitman, they kit would never be cleaner, failing that ill take any backroom job and ill work for just a can of tizer That's how Ned Kelly got where he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 irn bru, even better, i see my hard barging came out briliant for me! and ned kelly what can i say, his ability to brown nose is a daily inspiration for me, i follow you to any club no matter what...boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2010 Author Share Posted November 22, 2010 BARRman, post: 99757 said: irn bru, even better, i see my hard barging came out briliant for me! and ned kelly what can i say, his ability to brown nose is a daily inspiration for me, i follow you to any club no matter what...boss Don't get too cocky, HisLordship might claim that you were the real driving force behind my theoretical promotion push And good man If you ever get sacked by the club, I promise to whinge and threaten that i'll resign till they re-instate you on a higher wage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 thats the kinda boss i suck up too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 You don't know unless you ask. Have a go and good luck to you. If you get the job can you sign me? I have Uni so I can only do part time hours. But £200 a week will do quite nicely plus transport all paid for. I'm a central midfielder with a decent level of fitness. I can barely kick a ball but nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 22, 2010 Author Share Posted November 22, 2010 Joe, post: 99760 said: You don't know unless you ask. Have a go and good luck to you. If you get the job can you sign me? I have Uni so I can only do part time hours. But £200 a week will do quite nicely plus transport all paid for. I'm a central midfielder with a decent level of fitness. I can barely kick a ball but nevermind. Cheers Joe! And not sure you're the type of footballer for my side, but Billy Davies signed Steven Pearson didn't he, so try Forest. They'll take what they can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hucknall Ram Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 There will more than likely at advert in the non-league newspaper for the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Lol! what a tool! get some one to do the derby match thread and he'll do the rest of the match pages during the week?! And after all that, he'll take training. mowahahahahahahahahahahah! sorry, you'll have to excuse me, I'm just setting off to rewire a 3 bed council house on top of Mount Everest. Wears me thermals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 There will more than likely at advert in the non-league newspaper for the job How many GCSE's do you think they will be looking for? I might show a little ambition myself and apply, I have a D in Mathes, E in Science and F in English init. I also have experience in barwork, shop assistant, making kitchens for caravans, web design and owning a Aquatic shop. I'm very punctual and I will work any hours including over time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 do you get perks of the job? ie bangin the split asses that work for you? if so im in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Yes I can give Daveo a reference, he's never late for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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