i-Ram Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lambchop said: Trying to make toast in a microwave. Will be buying a toaster later. No one believes you have a microwave in your house. Hang your bread on a clothes airer in front of the fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 04/06/2018 at 19:10, Lambchop said: Something to do with ossification, I think... @ossieram's not here man. Let it go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 29 minutes ago, i-Ram said: No one believes you have a microwave in your house. I don't, I'm not in my house, I'm in a rather overpriced and under equipped apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Lambchop said: I don't, I'm not in my house, I'm in a rather overpriced and under equipped apartment. Torch it. And toast your bread on a nice open fire.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 4 hours ago, eddie said: @ossieram's not here man. Let it go. He's always here ?️♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 Full English, bag of liquorice allsorts, ice cream, chocolate orange cake, scotch egg, popadoms, cheese slice, three and a half pints of Old Peculiar, samosa. Not sure what to have now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 20 minutes ago, Lambchop said: Full English, bag of liquorice allsorts, ice cream, chocolate orange cake, scotch egg, popadoms, cheese slice, three and a half pints of Old Peculiar, samosa. Not sure what to have now... A Rennie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, i-Ram said: A Rennie? That is the best possible advice, thank you. Ignoring it and going back on the Old P, however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 On 26/10/2018 at 10:15, Lambchop said: Trying to make toast in a microwave. Will be buying a toaster later. I've never owned a microwave. This is a fact which seriously pisses my mum off and she tries to buy me one every Christmas. What are they even for?? Thr microwave space in my kitchen is occupied by a very beautiful Delonghi Coffee Machine which I want to be buried with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Parsnip said: I've never owned a microwave. T Me neither. It was in the holiday place, which lacked a toaster, hence the attempt to use the microwave's 'grill' function. Apart from that, I don't know what they're for; warming up ready meals and cold cups of tea, presumably. I've never owned a television as an adult either - or a coffee machine. The microwave shaped space in my kitchen is just... a space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Never put metal in a microwave. but what’s the inside cavity made off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 20 hours ago, Boycie said: Never put metal in a microwave. but what’s the inside cavity made off? Stainless or galvanised steel that is then coated in enamel. Other metal parts are usually coated in zinc phosphate. http://www.madehow.com/Volume-1/Microwave-Oven.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 hours ago, McRamFan said: Stainless or galvanised steel that is then coated in enamel. Other metal parts are usually coated in zinc phosphate. http://www.madehow.com/Volume-1/Microwave-Oven.html Haha. i knew that . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 So I went to blow my nose on a piece of toilet roll this morning. There was a very long thin trailing piece of toilet paper hanging loose from the bottom. I managed to somehow inhale this loose long piece straight down my throat as I brought the paper up to my nose. I'm now left with dregs of toilet paper lining my throat which no amount of coffee will dislodge, it's somehow embedded in my trachea. This is the kind of crap that happens on footballess Saturdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 43 minutes ago, Parsnip said: So I went to blow my nose on a piece of toilet roll this morning. There was a very long thin trailing piece of toilet paper hanging loose from the bottom. I managed to somehow inhale this loose long piece straight down my throat as I brought the paper up to my nose. I'm now left with dregs of toilet paper lining my throat which no amount of coffee will dislodge, it's somehow embedded in my trachea. This is the kind of crap that happens on footballess Saturdays. Have you tried gargling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Boycie said: Have you tried gargling? Nah I'm not keen on those Indian teas. Too perfumey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Bog brush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 53 minutes ago, Parsnip said: So I went to blow my nose on a piece of toilet roll this morning. There was a very long thin trailing piece of toilet paper hanging loose from the bottom. I managed to somehow inhale this loose long piece straight down my throat as I brought the paper up to my nose. I'm now left with dregs of toilet paper lining my throat which no amount of coffee will dislodge, it's somehow embedded in my trachea. This is the kind of crap that happens on footballess Saturdays. Come off it . Your secret is out. You are a phantom toilet roll sniffer. I've heard about people like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 26 minutes ago, Boycie said: Bog brush? I'm always amazed by how manybuses there are for th humble bog brush. I use ours for all kinds of household chores. I'll let you know how I get on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 23 minutes ago, RamNut said: Come off it . Your secret is out. You are a phantom toilet roll sniffer. I've heard about people like you. 90's supermodels would eat toilet paper to suppress their appetites. I'm like a 90's supermodel but more hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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