Parsnip Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Why do they sell bottled beer in boxes of 12 as if it's enough for one person? I ended up running out and having to move on to red wine last night. Now how do you think I feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, Parsnip said: Why do they sell bottled beer in boxes of 12 as if it's enough for one person? I ended up running out and having to move on to red wine last night. Now how do you think I feel? It would be more than enough for me, considering the bottles are probably 330 ml? So 12 bottles is still in excess of 7 pints. 12 bottles will probably last me the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Hughes Hair Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Hungover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, Parsnip said: Why do they sell bottled beer in boxes of 12 as if it's enough for one person? I ended up running out and having to move on to red wine last night. Now how do you think I feel? That's supposed to be a pack that fits one hand only, and it can lead to serious balance problems so should be avoided at all costs. Luckily, at the end of your other arm, there is a temporary solution to your balance problems - a receptacle for a second box. Fill this at the same time and you will find that your carrying capacity has been doubled - and without any nasty, dangerous leaning over to one side when walking home from the offie either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Just now, eddie said: That's supposed to be a pack that fits one hand only, and it can lead to serious balance problems so should be avoided at all costs. Luckily, at the end of your other arm, there is a temporary solution to your balance problems - a recepticle for a second box. Fill this at the same time and you will find that your carrying capacity has been doubled - and without any nasty, dangerous leaning over to one side when walking home from the offie either. Furthermore, if you can acquire a flatbed trolley and use aforementioned receptacles to manoeuvre said trolley, you suddenly find your ability to carry exponentially increased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth's left foot Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Just go to Wetherspoons and drink till you drop, no worries about supply issues in there ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Srg said: Furthermore, if you can acquire a flatbed trolley and use aforementioned receptacles to manoeuvre said trolley, you suddenly find your ability to carry exponentially increased. Good point, well made. Alternatively, use receptacles as a primitive data-entry device, order your beer from Kurt at belgiuminabox.com and Mo from DPD will then transport the beer directly to your front door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 35 minutes ago, Will Hughes Hair said: Hungover? And through no fault of my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 @eddie @Srg This is good information - they should put all this on the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, eddie said: Good point, well made. Alternatively, use receptacles as a primitive data-entry device, order your beer from Kurt at belgiuminabox.com and Mo from DPD will then transport the beer directly to your front door For me, beer delivered at home can only mean Davenport's. (For chaps of a certain era) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, HantsRam said: For me, beer delivered at home can only mean Davenport's. (For chaps of a certain era) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Just now, eddie said: Altogether now..."Beer at home means Davenports"....."cheers!". Always used to be on in the Star Soccer ad breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I have a Davenports delivery crate in my living room at home. Rescued from the other half's parents. It's making a great book holder at the moment. Other half's idea, not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967Ram Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 09:39, Parsnip said: Why do they sell bottled beer in boxes of 12 as if it's enough for one person? I ended up running out and having to move on to red wine last night. Now how do you think I feel? You ran out and went on the red wine, so you had an excuse Parsnip. I had beer left Friday night but still went on the red. Felt bloody awful Saturday. Did nothing all day and didn't eat anything until 2.30pm. I had no excuse, I'm just bloody daft! Funny though 'cause it seemed the most sensible thing to do around 10pm Friday night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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