Dimmu Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 You don't need man when giving birth, do you? Where's his priorities? Sell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Verbal abuse is a key part of child birth I heard. By the way, I meant to break Nixon's tweet down. "Derby." - Calling the attention of Derby fans "Johnson drama." - That's the drama queens that have been tweeting him all day making up all kinds of stories. "The chap had a domestic issue and missed training" - Mind your own business, had he said family issues Shackell shagged his missus rumours start. "That's about it" - As in nothing more in it, stop overreacting and asking me about the BS rumours from these 12 year old Twitter accounts. I'm happy to translate further tweets on request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Why does someone who is paid to write for a living need his tweets translating into English everyone can understand? Having read his tweets, I wouldn't be surprised if he has a ghost writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 All non drama queens can understand his tweets, written fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, David said: All non drama queens can understand his tweets, written fine Not just that tweet though, doesn't seem to have a great command of the English language. Genuinely difficult to understand what he means half the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 29 minutes ago, Duracell said: Not just that tweet though, doesn't seem to have a great command of the English language. Genuinely difficult to understand what he means half the time. He is Scottish so give him a wee bit of slack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 hour ago, bcnram said: Probably just wants to be close to Mother / Sisters when she is having the baby. Pretty normal behaviour really. I could reel off a dozen Norfolk jokes but I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 35 minutes ago, Duracell said: Not just that tweet though, doesn't seem to have a great command of the English language. Genuinely difficult to understand what he means half the time. He writes for the Sun doesn't he? One of my mates works there and their editorial team is literally there to dumb down the tone of the news... They're all fairly well qualified writers who are tasked with turning it from eloquent written English into something slightly less so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SaintRam Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Cam the Ram said: Does that mean the baby arrived, or suddenly it's become obvious that the arrival isn't as imminent as thought yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, SaintRam said: Does that mean the baby arrived, or suddenly it's become obvious that the arrival isn't as imminent as thought yesterday? Nice to see him back in training . I hope he does well for us this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 David and Nixon sitting in a tree... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I wish. I would be ITK and become a more respected member of the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconram Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 He has purchased a house up here, don't know if he's moved in yet though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 The baby came. Popped right out and said "get yer hairy big aeirse back to Derby you've a big season coming Dad" before doing a poop on his chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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