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I'm dreaming of a mild Christmas


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25 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said:

Back in the olden days. Up here in the North East of Scotland, Aberdeenshire, most pubs had the choice of Tennents Lager or McEwan's Scottish Ale (Heavy) on draught, with Guinness and Best also served up in the posh pubs!

Some of only just got round to putting in Ladies toilets!

 

McEwan's Scottish Ale played a vital role in the Belgian brewing industry.

Anybody care to guess what that might be?

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3 minutes ago, toddy said:

Might it be the original Scotch ale or possibly 80 bob both fine beers! 

No idea which beer it was, other than it was before World War II, and it must have been a bottle-conditioned beer with 'live' yeast (not pasteurised).

The Beer Hunter

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6 minutes ago, LesterRam said:

How does the double diamond formation work?

Mllions of years of heat and pressure - before you come to the conclusion that eating pumice is more nutritional than drinking the 'beer'

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7 hours ago, TimRam said:

My brothers and me made up this as kids...hours of laughing with this one...

I'm dreaming of a brown and steamy Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where treetops died and children go "Phooorrr!"
To hear the thing going...*phhharrrrtttt*

That last bit was the cue for all 3 of us to make louding farting sounds.

Oh the wonders of Christmas. Everyone thought we were mad...we still are ha ha!

A valuable contribution to English Literature, TimRam. :p

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On 12/20/2015 at 09:15, TimRam said:

My brothers and me made up this as kids...hours of laughing with this one...

I'm dreaming of a brown and steamy Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where treetops died and children go "Phooorrr!"
To hear the thing going...*phhharrrrtttt*

That last bit was the cue for all 3 of us to make louding farting sounds.

Oh the wonders of Christmas. Everyone thought we were mad...we still are ha ha!

To the tune of Mistletoe & Wine by Sir Cliff, me and me mates used to go - 

"Christmas time, mistletoe & wine/Children singing christian rhyme/with dogs on the fire & cats on the tree/now everyone shouts '**** I need a pee1!"

Please bear in mind, we were around 8 at the time and most things you make up yourself at that age are funny...  :ph34r:

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