Boycie Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Who's the clumsiest person you know? Always telling you tales of woe? Might be a young'un or drunk old dear Have a think and write it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 My solicitors watching this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Lee Grant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 A dude I went to college with was quite clumsy and awkward.Nice bloke,just not that coordinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I walked into the Brunny once, should have looked where I was going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 bloke who sits opposite me at work is quite clumsy! He was stood next to the bloke who sits next to me, went to point at something on the monitor, knocked a bottle of lucozade over, blew the desktop pc up! Then the other day, pulled the cornflakes out of his drawer, somehow managed to pour the whole lot over the floor. Continuous pouring for about 5 seconds too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 me, I am currently walking around like I have piles or just got off john waynes horse, my fecking back, its driving me crazy, ed milliband wow, he cant eat well, talk well (nasal) and walks like mr bean, your hired (Labour must have seen this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 Can't believe a bloody thread about a dog got more replied than this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I could be. I tripped up getting on the airport transfer bus, fell on my knees and my bag flew out of my hands and hit the driver who was only trying to help load my suitcase. I slipped on the green slime that grows on wet paths and nutted the car. I turned my back on my shopping trolley and it had gone into an old man innocently queuing for the cash machine. I've had carrier bags snap a few times and once 2 bottles of wine smashed on the drive. I dropped a bag of rice in sainsburys and that was a mess. I could go on. I'm worse than I thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I wouldn't say I'm clumsy, but did once fall through a steel mesh re-inforced window in a bit of a state one Xmas eve.Limped a couple of miles home, went to take my boots off and my fingers slipped through a hole in the boot, and the hole in my leg, till I touched bone!The following day, while everyone else was tucking into Turkey, I was having an operation to reattach my severed achilles tendon, followed by 6 months in plaster and 3 months of Rehab!Hard lesson to learn, I never go out on the lash without ankle protectors and shin pads on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 There's a hill at the top of my street, with a wall before it. There are steps, but ever since I was a kid I'd walked down the hill every day and energetically jumped down off the wall instead. That carried on until I was about 21, when coming home from work I tripped when jumping and fell 6ft onto my side. Nothing was broken, no hospital visit, but I could hardly walk for two weeks. That was the start of my physical decline and apparent loss of energetic enthusiasm, I've never been the same since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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