i-Ram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I have apparently passed the 250 post mark, 253 in fact. However my lawyers would like to point out that in reality I have passed 350 posts. How many of my posts my posts were duplicates I do not know. Your lawyers must also have advised by now that you should grant a Power of Attorney to your family to look after your affairs. Don't leave your money to your nurse. She might on the face of it be giving you a good time, but in truth she is sausaging about with your medication, and fiddling with your trust fund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Simples. This club is going places. Enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 As everyone knows Schteve is a gifted linguist, apparently his telephone conversation with Raul Albentosa went something like this... Bono estente Raul, my name Stevio, el managerio of el Derby County. No, DERBY COUNTY, Derby...errmm... Derby county is muy grande club in Englanda, nexta season guarentendido will be Premier Liga. Por favor you sign with el Derby County? What's that...porky?....porky? Err, no that's Chris Martin he's just big boned, anyway never mind about that. Derby offer excellenti salario, mucho dinero - chinka chinquento ocheto chintosa quanta euros! In Derby already mucho players are Spanish, know you perhaps Omar Mascarell of Real Madrid or Ivan Calero? El meteorilogicos is muy bueno in el Derby, every day scorchio and not mucho kilometricos from London. Maybe I introduce you to mi amigo Jose Morinio, one day perhaps, you play at Chelsea. Sorry, no understando....see?...see? Oh, OK you will see about it. Bonstanti noche! Hmmm, dobt look very promising Chris, maybe you should have a go.You havo to mucho timo on your plato. I sugesto and nvq or a btec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Pedant Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Apparently your no-one until you've done 45,000 posts Apparently you're no one until you can spell...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brazilianram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 DOES THIS EVER END? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRam Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Half the posts on this thread are duplicates No their... Sorry Sorry..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRam Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 DOES THIS EVER END? NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Next person to post on this thread is a red dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Staaaartiiiing froooom now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsmini Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 40 odd pages on a player who still hasn't signed yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eustonstation Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 As everyone knows Schteve is a gifted linguist, apparently his telephone conversation with Raul Albentosa went something like this... Bono estente Raul, my name Stevio, el managerio of el Derby County. No, DERBY COUNTY, Derby...errmm... Derby county is muy grande club in Englanda, nexta season guarentendido will be Premier Liga. Por favor you sign with el Derby County? What's that...porky?....porky? Err, no that's Chris Martin he's just big boned, anyway never mind about that. Derby offer excellenti salario, mucho dinero - chinka chinquento ocheto chintosa quanta euros! In Derby already mucho players are Spanish, know you perhaps Omar Mascarell of Real Madrid or Ivan Calero? El meteorilogicos is muy bueno in el Derby, every day scorchio and not mucho kilometricos from London. Maybe I introduce you to mi amigo Jose Morinio, one day perhaps, you play at Chelsea. Sorry, no understando....see?...see? Oh, OK you will see about it. Bonstanti noche! Hmmm, doesn't look very promising Chris, maybe you should have a go. This is way better than a bunch of golfing puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRam Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 DOES THIS EVER END? NO. I think our Nathaniel caught one of those things on your avatar the other day, it was hiding behind the barrow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brazilianram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 NO. I think our Nathaniel caught one of those things on your avatar the other day, it was hiding behind the barrow!! How insensitive of you to call us a "thing". There are feelings in game here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purpleram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Half the posts on this thread are duplicates Don't be silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_DCFC Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 According to SSN we have signed Albentosa. Beat off a dozen other clubs for his signature. Regional paper talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 You say a dozen clubs? As in 12 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brazilianram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 BREAKING NEWS: We beat off 12 clubs for his signature Not one, not two, not ten, but twelve. TWELVE TWELVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_DCFC Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Yes 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ram Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Any idea of what any of the clubs we beat were? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share Posted January 15, 2015 Maybe Conference teams and scottish teams ! I heard they was bottom 12 of the premership type clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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