sage Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He had a tough start in life. His Mum was a hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Some of these puns are below par and making me go green. Really glad JW is not doing handicap jokes on this thread too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Pleased to note that after football, the number one sport in the Basque region is wood chopping. Timberrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Dead wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Eagle (he'll go) and pick the right club. Let's not drive a wedge into the negatiations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys' Handbag Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm worried he might read this thread and all these golf puns might putt him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He had a tough start in life. His Mum was a hooker. She had a lovely slice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Might be in the rough if not signed by tee time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He better join or Els I won't be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringerBell Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Well i marked your card there didn't I. "http://adamsarson.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/throws-pin" alt="throws-pin"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 It's got to be said, Rush and Evans really are the masters of getting these deals over the line. It's not even open for debate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboRam Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Apparently Raul always wears two shirts when he plays, in case he gets a hole in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 please flag this up. Best Pun Sequence of 2015 so far. Hilarious. Last offer? Raul will be sponsored by British Rail as they were the only company who could supply a double or triple bogey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I understand he's now house-hunting in Stableford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Breaking news - Derby have just signed Eden Hazard's two younger brothers, Water Hazard (16) and Lateral Hazard (15). Steve says that they are two for the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He had a tough start in life. His Mum was a hooker. She had a lovely slice. Helped me a few times with my shanking problems. She was a bit course, occasionally rough, and nothing was out of bounds with her, but unfortunately I ended up with a water hazard which I wish I could have avoided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Why does Raul now wear Plus Fours? Because his Plus Threes are too small for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Wood you say we are titleists if he signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboRam Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 He's setting off by car now. Looking forward to a long drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 How about a team: Wood Eagles Parr Tosa Paul green Chris Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 From all I've heard he's taylor made for this club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.