i-Ram Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I have really been struggling of late. I started getting this minor ache around 11th August and over the last couple of weeks the pain in the arse has become increasingly excruciating. The ache inside me seems to get worse the more feeds I have to take in. Does anyone have some idea how I might deal with this, as now the pain has gone past the point of being simply annoying. The more extreme your solutions, perhaps the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Divorce her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 My wife is not the problem Daveo, as I think you well know. In fact if it were not for her, and her calming influence, I might by now have done something quite extreme in dealing with the pain in the arse that I, and perhaps others, are suffering with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Stop going to those bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Ohhhh that pain in the arse, why didn't you say? I'm not a doctor but a couple of weeks rest should do the trick, think that's when the kids go back to school as well isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Irritable bowel? Some kind of wheat, dairy, lactose or gluten intolerance? Go visit your docs. But it's Sunday - so can you nip to a Boots and talk to the pharmacy bloke? They know their onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Ohhhh that pain in the arse, why didn't you say? I'm not a doctor but a couple of weeks rest should do the trick, think that's when the kids go back to school as well isn't it? Listen the voice of experience i-Ram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 Irritable bowel? Some kind of wheat, dairy, lactose or gluten intolerance? Go visit your docs. But it's Sunday - so can you nip to a Boots and talk to the pharmacy bloke? They know their onions. I once put an onion up my arse. It reduced me to tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I hope it got stuck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 I hope it got stuck.. No it soon popped out. It was a spring onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 My wife is not the problem Daveo, as I think you well know. In fact if it were not for her, and her calming influence, I might by now have done something quite extreme in dealing with the pain in the arse that I, and perhaps others, are suffering with. Put him on 'ignore' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Someone say something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 This thread sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 have you tried asking dcfcrammyboy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Has anyone suggested having a really big fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Where exactly is the pain? Can you put your finger on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Where exactly is the pain? Can you put your finger in it? FTFY :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Could be excess fluid. A tap on the knee usually clears it. And wearing drainpipe trousers. And pumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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