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When I was young my father said

"Son, I have something to say"

and what he told me I'll never forget

until my dying day.

 

He said "Son, you are a Derby fan,

and that's the way to stay,

happy to be a Derby fan

until your dying day".

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In the mid-eighties on the popside we used to sing the chorus of "Home on the Range" with no change in the lyrics. For one match someone took the trouble to photocopy the lyrics and hand them out so even the young 'uns could join in. I have no idea why it started or really when it stopped.

 

'Twas just a good old-fashioned sing song.

 

Home, home on the range

Where the deer and the antelope play

Where seldom is heard a discouraging word

And the skies are not cloudy all day. 

That and By the light of the silvery moon used to be sung regular on the popside for a season or 2.

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I do get pissed off when they sing "If i had the wings of a sparrow, If i had the arse of a crow"

We sang this years ago but sang "If i had the wings of an eagle" Who the fook wants sparrow wings to deliver the **** to the shitty ground?

A young lad actually criticised me on twitter and said "Call yourself a fan, You don't even know the words" Cheeky young ****!

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I do get pissed off when they sing "If i had the wings of a sparrow, If i had the arse of a crow"

We sang this years ago but sang "If i had the wings of an eagle" Who the fook wants sparrow wings to deliver the **** to the shitty ground?

A young lad actually criticised me on twitter and said "Call yourself a fan, You don't even know the words" Cheeky young ****!

 

I would much prefer "If I had the arse of a hippo, and I had the wings of a crow". Have you seen those buggers throw it around?

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walking round london

swinging my chain

along came a cockney 

and asked my name,

kicked him in the ******

and kicked him in the head,

now that cockney is dead!

 

Hows life dahn the smoke fella?

 

Well, I can warn them mate?

 

Not fully up and running yet, most of my stuffs still at home. Other than that, *****... already been told "right, ummm, what it is yeah, you know how you called Mel duck when you met her the other day? Well, you know.... I cant believe i'm saying this but, well, you can't" 

 

Truth be told, I knew it would happen but I just wanted to test it out.

 

Poor Mel, she wont know what's fackin' 'it 'er when I "flower" her on Sunday.

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Well, I can warn them mate?

Not fully up and running yet, most of my stuffs still at home. Other than that, *****... already been told "right, ummm, what it is yeah, you know how you called Mel duck when you met her the other day? Well, you know.... I cant believe i'm saying this but, well, you can't"

Truth be told, I knew it would happen but I just wanted to test it out.

Poor Mel, she wont know what's fackin' 'it 'er when I "flower" her on Sunday.

Do they really have chimney sweeps like in Oliver Twist?

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So there was this one time me and 5 other derby lads walk around the corner expecting to meet 10 Chelsea headhunters only to find 30 of them waiting so I danced away as fast as my Dr Martens could carry me because I like fookin musicals and know all about them!!

Eh Utch?

Eh?

The hills are alive

With the sound of music

With songs they have sung

For a thousand years!

Did you belt that one out at the old BBG eh?

Bet you did, you crafty bugger.

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The Housemartins Sheep

 

And when you see a Tree I see a crock of **** (Waoooooo)
And when you see a crowd I see a flock

 

It's sheep we're up again
Sheep we're up a, Sheep we're up a, Sheep we're up a Sheep we're up again

 

When I was young they used to get me counting sheep
But the counting I did was all in vain
Now when I'm tired and I'm trying to get to sleep
I count Super Rams jumping onto trains (Waoooooo)

 

The Housemartins Sheep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIWOhisqrP8

 

The Housemartins Sheep Lyrics

http://www.metrolyrics.com/sheep-lyrics-housemartins.html

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