PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Shopper caught masturbating in Sainsbury’s meat aisle banned from every supermarket in UK A grandfather caught masturbating in a Sainsbury’s meat aisle has been banned from every supermarket in UK. Eugenio Freitas, 49, was recorded on CCTV pleasuring himself through his trousers for ten minutes at a store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire. The married father-of-four pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and was handed a six-month suspended prison sentence on Wednesday. A court heard how Mr Freitas had ‘fully intended’ to go shopping on July 8 but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’. ‘At first a member of staff gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was adjusting himself,’ said prosecutor Marcus Harry. ‘But she was then called to the CCTV area after a shopper complained to a security officer. ‘The staff member and security officer viewed CCTV of the defendant. ‘He was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around. ‘ The offender was put on the sex offenders’ register in 2010 after being found guilty of exposing himself – also in a supermarket. He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 Banned from every supermarket in the UK unless supervised by an adult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Kinell...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I don't see what the problem is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Maybe he was a sperm donor? Every little helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I wonder if the security man ejaculated him from the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 He was going to take his trousers down completely, but he didn't have the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 He was looking for his chipolata sausage. Someone had to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Was it off the bone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 He only went in for a shank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Guess he couldn't find the bread sauce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 At least he wasn't in the DVD section looking at Willy W@nkers Chocolate Factory. Snigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 That's put me right off buying me fresh cream that has. The dfpd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 At least it wasn't the fish aisle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 I like how his grandchildren can go in supermarkets without him but he can't go in with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 Tosser... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I once sat next to someone on a coach back from LA (Luton Airport) who did exactly the same thing. Looking back I should have moved to one of the empty seats nearby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I once sat next to someone on a coach back from LA (Luton Airport) who did exactly the same thing. Looking back I should have moved to one of the empty seats nearby. Out of curiosity sage,why didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Out of curiosity sage,why didn't you? There weren't any empty seats, that bit was a joke. I was half asleep because we'd had an horrendous journey home from holiday and he had a coat on his lap and I wasn't 1005 sure what he was doing at first and didn't really want to look to check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 There weren't any empty seats, that bit was a joke. I was half asleep because we'd had an horrendous journey home from holiday and he had a coat on his lap and I wasn't 1005 sure what he was doing at first and didn't really want to look to check. Then it hit you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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