Anag Ram Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I know this will create a response but I really object to supposedly domesticate animals being let loose by their owners each day to kill birds and small rodents, **** on people's gardens then return home to their owners to provide solace for those who haven't found what they want from adult relationships. I cannot see any point in cats - they provide no benefit to society. p.s.I am in all other aspects an animal lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 They're selfish barstools too. About as loyal as a footballer. And quite spiteful. Kittens are nice though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I love cats, my Cloughie is loyal as a dog, follows me round the house making sure no baddies get me, even sits outside the bathroom making sure I can poo without fear of being attacked. He's an awesome pigeon killer as well, the bitch next door feeds the fudgers and we have like 50/60 a day shitting all over our garden. Can't even hang our washing out without it being splattered. We have to sweep up our garden of dried **** every week, why should I have to do that because she feeds the rodents. What is the point of a pigeon? What do mice bring to the country, do they pay taxes? He will never wipe them out but for everyone he takes out I give him a treat. ***** in people's gardens? So do a lot if animals, birds, foxes. People take dogs to the park and let them crap all over, they might clean it up but the germs are still there for some poor kid to put his/her hand into. What about the dogs that are left to roam the streets not on a lead, I hate dogs with a passion, I don't want one running up to me in the street because some careless owner can't be arsed to keep it on a lead. Parks are a big no no if you don't like the things, I can't go out and enjoy the local parks because of some dog owners that think their dog can't run around on a retractable lead. Cats and dogs both have pros and cons, you love what you have because its your pet and you don't think how it may affect other people's life's. Perfect world, keep cats and dogs indoors then give them outside time on a lead to do their business in your garden, if the dog barks kick it in its nuts because I guarantee your neighbours don't want to hear the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Pigeons are d1cks. Fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 All birds are, who gets shat on one and looks up and says cheers mate. They eat worms, what the hell have they done to be eaten? Or you get seagulls up here after yer chips and ice cream. Birds offer nothing to this country but fun for cats and targets for kids with BB guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 My missus mum has three cats. They never come to you. They bite or scratch if you go to them. But at a meal time they can't get enough of you. Most cats I've met have been the same. Arrogant. But we should like them because they kill stuff? A dog will dump in its own garden (usually in one area) and not someone else's. A cat might stand guard while you take a dump but a dog would actually try to defend you. A cat would do what? Hiss? Oooooooh back off lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 All birds are, who gets shat on one and looks up and says cheers mate. They eat worms, what the hell have they done to be eaten? Or you get seagulls up here after yer chips and ice cream. Birds offer nothing to this country but fun for cats and targets for kids with BB guns. I'm with you on birds. Complete lack of respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Dogs are the equivalent of that mate you used to have who's into everything, talks to everyone, tries to shag anything that moves whether they're interested or not, bounds about trying to make friends with everyone but ultimately when it comes to cruch time they're bloody useless on their own, needy, constantly calling you up begging to you to do stuff for them. When you've got other friends around he doesn't know he jumps all over them and doesn't let you get a word in edgeways, wants to be the centre of attention at all times. Charming to an extent, but ultimately hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 They don't like the look of my 50m hose, I can tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 When you think about it what's the point in anything? Humans, dogs, turtles, ladybirds....we're all here for a short time, none of us really offer owt, in fact we do more damage than any animal so we're pretty pointless. The world will burn and explode at some point sending dog and cats ashes into orbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Dogs are the equivalent of that mate you used to have who's into everything, talks to everyone, tries to shag anything that moves whether they're interested or not, bounds about trying to make friends with everyone but ultimately when it comes to cruch time they're bloody useless on their own, needy, constantly calling you up begging to you to do stuff for them. When you've got other friends around he doesn't know he jumps all over them and doesn't let you get a word in edgeways, wants to be the centre of attention at all times. Charming to an extent, but ultimately hard work. They say there's one person like that in every group of friend but there isn't one in mine. I'd be the first to know too because I go everywhere with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Well, being a pigeon or a cat is as pointless as being a Forest Fan. Nobodies actually likes them, but we tolerate them . Some weirdos feed them and maybe have a fookin house full of the varmints. And cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I really really love Cats. That moment when Grizabella sings Memory is a real show-stopper. It's one of my favourite musicals. I have the video and the soundtrack. I am a great fan of Garfield the Cat, Nermal, his nephew, Corky the Cat....the siamese cats in 101 dalmatians. Top Cat. The list goes on and on. They are great. I can't stand real cats and much prefer dogs and birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I like my cat, and the one I had before this one. Both friendly, both let you stroke them, chill out next to you whilst watching telly, bury their own ****, never bite or lash out. Of course they're all ponces, but what pets arent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Pests ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 First day I had Cloughie, bless him, still sleeps on me now like that"enzCjIU" alt="enzCjIU"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Me other cat Frankie on her first day with me "rNUWVau" alt="rNUWVau"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mozza Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Cute Vermin , is all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 gerra dawg !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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