Day Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 As some of you may know we have a shop, we're extending and looking to employ more staff. The missus suggested we popped an ad on one of those Facebook job pages first and then the local paper, so we did.... Now I have no problem with poor spelling and grammar, mine is terrible at times even in this post most likely, I do expect however an attempt to spell full words when applying for a job. Last night we had 25 replies to the vacancy, 4 of which didn't contain text language and 2 of those went straight into the no pile for other reasons as you will see..... Hya hun.... u? cud?...You're fired!"YsSgxvj" alt="YsSgxvj"> You don't have a CV? Are you not willing to write one, I mean it cud sorry could be useful when applying for jobs."wFJMMig" alt="wFJMMig"> Another without a CV but you don't mind gutting a pig if needed, hmmm, we don't get many pigs in ..."zRVgW6o" alt="zRVgW6o"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Jesus. Nice to see the work ethic burning so brightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Advertising on Facebook was a great idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 "Really just need to get off jsa" Advice. Don't say that to potential employers me duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 How do people not have a CV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 "Really just need to get off jsa" Advice. Don't say that to potential employers me duck. I liked the honesty, just maybe could have worded it slightly different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Who's getting the job then? Piggyfiddler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Who's getting the job then? Piggyfiddler? If I had a pig to eviscerate, he'd be my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 There's loads of advice on the web now for building a cv or job centre staff would be able to advise. I think they run classes for cv building and formal letter writing. One thing I'd never do is use text speak, or be informal. I mean 'Hi hun..." just no. That would go in the bin file, it's bad enough addressing your missis as such, but she might think she's allowed to do the same with customers. Sorry but that's not on. They need to work on getting the basics right otherwise they're going to be stuck at first base for ever. It's a shame that because some obviously want work. You could always interview them anyway, found out what they're like as a person, give them a fair chance but first impressions count for everything don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I can't believe someone would address a prospective employer with "hya hun". The very least I would have expected would be a capital H at the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 Who's getting the job then? Piggyfiddler? I wanted to interview her for a laugh but been told no, we've got 2 decent CV's emailed in to ring next week so it's worked out alright. I knew we would get a couple of dodgy ones but never expected the amount we did using text language. It only went up last night so probably be a few more yet throughout the day, it's on a job page as well filled with normal jobs, PA's, receptionists, warehouse workers etc. You would think they would have a CV ready to go when looking for work, just find it nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Another thing; 'Do you have a CV?' 'No I don't x' ... Where would that have gone if you hadn't replied?! Maybe 'no I haven't compiled one but I do have experience in...' "No I don't" The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Any way, what other entitlements do you get? x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 You could always interview them anyway, found out what they're like as a person, give them a fair chance but first impressions count for everything don't they? Nope, might be harsh but any text language at all Facebook or no, no chance. All I ask is for no text language when you contact us, have a CV with retail experience, come in for a interview on time dressed smart and chances are I will employ you. Male, female, 18, 58, kids, no kids, A*, F's, really doesn't matter, I'm not in perv mode either just be smart that's all. Not asking for much and they are no longer unemployed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Is the pay better than the jsa and all the kids benefit money though? That's what I'd be asking, cus some people have spent years getting their points built up to gain max pay out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Don't really think it's harsh tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Any luck interviewing a builder yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Nope, might be harsh but any text language at all Facebook or no, no chance. All I ask is for no text language when you contact us, have a CV with retail experience, come in for a interview on time dressed smart and chances are I will employ you. Male, female, 18, 58, kids, no kids, A*, F's, really doesn't matter, I'm not in perv mode either just be smart that's all. Not asking for much and they are no longer unemployed. Can't say fairer than that. Can I have the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 It's about appearance and meeting the expectations. If they are prepared to do a half-arsed job applying then how much effort will you get if you hire them? Also bear in mind some applicants don't want the job, but are expected to show they've made some effort in trying. I'd guess Mr/Mrs No CV doesn't want your job but doesn't want to lose their benefits either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 Any luck interviewing a builder yet? We've got another quote coming next week, been a pain in the arse, most don't even get back to you we end up chasing them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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