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CumbrianRam

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The ' Moon under water ' is the Wetherspoons pub on the high street , its about 10 minutes walk to the ground. The 'Oddfellows' is just down the road from the ground and is where most away fans call in for drink. There's a guy who cooks burgers in the in the backyard and they had skysports the last time i went. 0-1 Ben Davies ( dead ball specialist )

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Kick Vydra in the face get him off the pitch, and Watford are an average team

A little bit harsh perhaps, my son. We didn't even bring Vydra off the bench on Tuesday when we beat Ipswich 0-2 on their own foresaken heap. He was also not amongst the blessed goalscorers last Saturday when we smote those Birmingham heathens mightily 4-0 away.

We were resting him especially for the game against Derby.

Like Androcles in the old testament, there is a certain thorn that needs to be removed from the lion's paw. A certain 5-1 defeat thorn from earlier in the season.

So expect the righteous wrath and fury of a raring to go Vydra on Saturday, whilst Cassetti and Anya will rain a plague of pinpoint accurate crosses onto your cowering defence and Chalobah will almost certainly bring on a pestilence of festering boils and locusts amongst your whole squad.

The verger and I will be placing all of last week's collection plate plus the roof repair fund on a Watford win at odds of 5/6 and I would suggest you do the same.

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Oh look.. More away fans posting on our forum when they're doing well..

Where were you last season?

Oh, and Watford are good in the NPC, and have been playing some nice stuff with Zola.. There a rival fan said it, you can now feel so much better about your yourself, your life and your team.. Only come here fishing for compliments, just like the rest of the losers from Hull, Palace and Leicester.

Have a nice day.

Feck off.

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We're a happy bunch Reverend, as you may've noticed. Very clever what you boys have done with the ownership, entirely cheap and unfair, but why not?

Vydra's a cracker, they play some good stuff but they're certainly not invincible by any stretch of the imagination. Sadly, we're no good away either. 2-1 Watford, possibly 2 given that our defense is in pieces at the moment.

How nice is it though that we've only just reached an injury 'crisis' at Derby by the end of Feb? The medical team must've had a nice quiet for months for once.

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Bunch of cheaters. Hope they all realise it will be a tainted success if they do get promoted.

Ah well, at least we beat them 5-1 earlier this season.

Any more tainted than Leicester spending god knows how much in the last two years, Cardiff selling out for £100m and changing their colour? How about palace who paid out 2p in the pound 2 years ago and now selling Zaha for £15m only to get him straight back? Or, of course, Egypt B? At least we are using players that aren't getting game time at udinese, Gedo et al were first teamers and Al-Ahly are a worse team as a result of a favour.

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