Boycie

Hate the little furry feckers..

Much enjoyed my time at the Brunswick yesterday. Consumed a large number and wide variety of Real Ales. Far too many really. At one stage my eyes started doing tricks and I experienced some distorted visions of some really bizarre people sitting around this corner table, babbling away in tongues in an odd dialect, and one of them who I thought was the little guy out of Penn and Teller talking some gibberish language. All very odd. Really nice day but it is good to be back home drinking the south's fine selection of weak Europiss.

Right let's get this ale stuff right.... It's crap.
Went to Ascot yesterday and it's fookin real ale day.. Loads of dirty old geezers with beards looking 100 years old.
Tried the beer, some crap called Two Cocks... Ffs I've grown another one since drinking it.. Absolute piss water... Should be banned.

Went straight back on the shandys asap.

Trampagne darling

You ought to start a thread.

bet he cracks open my wild turkey in a drunken stuper.

Bloody newbies spamming the thread.

Bloody newbies spamming the thread.

There's Father Mike on at the Brunny.

Dunna tell Frogggg

Robinsons toffee apple cloudy cider.

Sickly *****.

I did use my pooper scoop afterwards.

What about her sister?

It's be like a pale ale on the way out anorl.

few more of them, and yer'll do anyone.

JD and coke, can't do San Miguel.

I trod on one of these tonight.

Thanks for coming back with that Phoenix, nice. I'll give it the bodyswerve though, it might get mistaken for a penis. 

You have to write "I love Derby" on your hand so we know it's you Sissy!

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Dry and make my cheeks tingle.

You lot obviously know what the frustrated Monks do into the empty barrels before filling them with beer don't you?

It explains the creamy top.

Lesser welshing amphibian.

(Very rare)

Lesser welshing amphibian.

(Very rare)

Lesser welshing amphibian.

(Very rare)