ColonelBlimp

The home game v Fulham where they had to win to go up and we needed a point to stay up, something like that. 

The crowd on the touchline tackling the Fulham player always makes me chuckle. 

Can't remember the year, 80 something. 

Groups:

Depeche Mode

Cocteau Twins

Stranglers

Ultravox 

Kraftwerk

Male Singers

Dave Gahan

Martin Gore

John Foxx

Matt Johnson

Martin Fry

Female singers

Elizabeth Fraser

Anja Huwe

Miley Cyrus

PJ Harvey

Absolutely the right decision. 

Was hoping the Aston Martin/Ferrari/Mercs gain half a second on RB to make it at least interesting.

Ah well, more Sim time for the updates I guess, tweaks and things.

I've never been to any of the places mentioned but ...

Bognor is a s*******.

Littlehampton gets a bad rap but is OK

Worthing is full of old tories moaning

Brighton is decent but very expensive.

Elizabeth Fraser from Cocteau  Twins

Anja from Xmal Deutschland 

Molly Ringwald 

Servalan from Blakes 7 as my 'older woman' crush.

I'm afraid I'm on a different train with this.

My ideal candidate for relegation is Everton, then Leicester, then Forest, then Leeds in that order.

I like Southampton (lived there, school there etc) so I really want them to stay up. They have to beat Forest though.

So, Everton/Leicester/Forest in my perfect world but I think it's going to be Southampton/Forest/Leeds based on remaining fixtures.

Why Everton? Why not, one of those clubs that has doing nothing for years, stinking out the place with their mid-table finishes. About time they had a reset. 

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On 13/04/2023 at 07:35, Papahet said:

Have you been to Villa Park and seen the Holt End and obvioisoy Anfield?  Both look fantastic behind the goal.

No bowl required 

Last time I was in the upper Holte the wind howled through the side, coldest I've ever been at a football match.

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3-1 Barnsley. Collins for us.

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Win for Ipswich and win for us would close things up nicely surely?

2-1 to them, Mendez-Laing

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On 26/12/2022 at 10:19, cstand said:

A BOXING DAY POO !
you sit upon the toilet
with everything prepared
you're feeling quite excited but
also a little bit scared!

That huge amount of Christmas food
has turned into a log
and now the fateful time has come
to flush it down the bog!

But first you must expel the beast
and so you start to strain,
you bite down on a piece of wood
to take away the pain

But oh my god, its bloody huge
it's just like giving birth!
you sweat and push and swear and shake
and strain for all your worth.

and then that magic moment comes,
that fills your soul with cheer,
a turd the size of King Kongs arm
emerges from your rear.

And like a bomb it hits the pan
thus lightening your mood,
and making room inside your guts
for lots more Christmas food!

Disappointed - no verse about the splashback on a log that big.