Ewe Ram

Linked to this I really dislike the really loud 'look at me' type conversations that people seem to have.  I really have no interest in your lives or what you have to say.

I agree with Ewetube regarding celebrities asking me to give my money to charity when they are living super rich lifestyles and travelling around the world first class, I do believe that Lenny Henry is an honourable exception to that rule because it appears that he has largely forsaken progressing his own career to concentrate on charity work (I do accept he is probably not living on the breadline in a Chaddesden Terraced house).
The likes of Simon Pegg (random example) telling me to give money to charity does get right on my wick though.

Celebrities and their self-importance.
I do not need a singer/ actor/ footballer/ writer/ model with their extravagant lifestyle telling me to give some of my meagre income to a particular charity. Why not live more modestly and do some good yourselves?
I also don't require your assistance in deciding how to vote. You may be good at what you do but that does not make you qualified to advise me on anything.

Loud laughing, especially when done in an ott way that's so false. I was out having lunch the other day and there were 3 couples nearby guffawing constantly but what they were talking about wasn't even funny 

Loud laughing, especially when done in an ott way that's so false. I was out having lunch the other day and there were 3 couples nearby guffawing constantly but what they were talking about wasn't even funny 

Women with drawn on eyebrows
and while we're at it....
Massive eyelashes, so she has to tip her head back to open her eyes.
Obvious fake tan
Fake boobs
Any obvious cosmetic work.
 
Basically , I don't like women to be fake.

Women who think it's smart/trendy/sexy to have their bra straps showing. Looks like they've been kitted out at the local Salvation Army.

Haha made me laugh this. It's one of those things you don't really think about but it happens all the time and it's annoying!!
I get them also in the supermarket with trolleys. Ambling along so I can't get past and when a gap appears they swerve into it last minute and I have to stop abruptly. Also people who stop in or hold conversations in doorways or at the end of supermarket aisles.

The following words/phrases:
- "Millenials"
- "White Privilege"
- "On fleek"
- "On point"
People who don't realise politicians across the spectrum will do and say pretty much anything to take power and get their own way. They are klepto-maniacs, ego-maniacs, and in the case of Dear Old Donald, maniacs.
Part time social meeeja political activism.
"If x does this, I'm moving to y". Good for you, go ahead.
 
 

Twitter politics. 

Twitter politics. 

People that write OF instead of HAVE!

F***ing tractor drivers towing trailers, who find it essential to drive from Ashbourne to Kirk Langley at 20 mph in the pitch dark, at 6 pm on a Saturday evening, without even considering pulling into one of the mutiplicity of lay-bys or bus pull-ins.
W@nker.

Do you live in Nottingham then?

I told a very small child that it wasn't safe for him to be out late carol singing in the dark on his own. The next night his brother put a brick though my bedroom window. True story 

I told a very small child that it wasn't safe for him to be out late carol singing in the dark on his own. The next night his brother put a brick though my bedroom window. True story 

When I was young I didn't go around begging for sweets off people. If anything happened on Halloween it was trying to get an apple out of a bowl of water. Also you were lucky if your mum made you a ghost outfit from some old bed sheets not these fancy things you get from Sainsburys. 
So I detest the Americanisation of Halloween and the loss of anything traditional to this country . 

You forget though that everyone nowadays is SUV obsessed and thus the average sized car is becoming obsolete.
I find it weird that as a nation we are supposed to be skint yet everyone seems to be driving round in brand new cars.

Stupid ******** who block the entrance to petrol stations whilst queuing for a pump that's on the same side as their filler cap, not realising the hose is designed specifically to stretch around the far side of the average car!
If brains were dynamite, they couldn't clean their ears.

When I've spent ages cooking something or baking cakes etc and someone says 'thanks, that was delicious, I enjoyed that' 
such a small thing but priceless 

Just because you use upper high school words doesn't mean it's not rude, if used in a certain context. The same goes for she.
I take that stick out of my @rse and stick it up your nose.

Last night i drove to the airport to pick up friends returning from Spain.  i really like watching people reunited, the joy and love there for all to see, while blissfully unaware of anyone else around.  Brings a smile to face every time.

I'm happily married, early 40's & certainly no Brad Pitt but do try & look after myself.
I've never cheated and never will but I have to admit it does give me a spring in my step when I get checked out at the gym or out & about.

Tell them to get god to fix it. Should be able to do that in a micro second. If he/she/it exists.

UB40, whom I have seen before and they were good to be fair but I wouldn't keep my dog in that dump