TigerTedd

Underwater? Sounds like poor signal, not an iPhone issue, I have no problems at all iPhone to iPhone.
To say they are rubbish and so far behind the competition is nonsense, truth is all phones now are pretty much the same. Other than customise the phone to look god damn awful with comic sans font and daft icons, what can the Pixel do that the iPhone can't?
If you're in the Apple Ecosystem everything is flawless, iPhone to iPad to Mac, handoff what I'm reading on my phone to the Mac, sync pictures, files, documents, answer calls on any device. 
Not everybody wants to customise their computer, they prefer it to just work. When you turn it on, ready to use in seconds, not downloading update of 1 of 2000.
Why do so many professionals use Macs? 
Not interesting in upgrading graphic cards, switching out Ram and all that, they want something that works.
Windows is so far behind Mac OS now it's unbelievable. The only complaint you can make is the performance with games, but it's not designed for games, still think they are missing a trick tho.
No doubting PC's have the best power to pound, but Mac's don't need the same power as the operating system is optimised for their computers. They don't have Dell, HP, and all theses manufacturers to worry about. 
 

We have Apple TV, 2 iPads, a MacBook, 3 iPhones, a Magic Trackpad, Philips hue lights and Hive heating all controlled by Apple products and an Apple Watch. 
We got rid of the laptop that, every time you turned it on, said 'downloading updates 1 of 46' and proceeded to grind through 10 mins of updates before you could do anything. Got rid of the blackberry that kept having service outages and the work phones made by Samsung that aren't fit to be in the same league as the iPhones. 
For whatever reason you don't like Apple products it's up to you but they are far superior so it can't be on their performance. 

Just the...
1x MacBook Pro 2016 (touch bar)
1x iPad Pro 9.7inch
1x iPad Mini 2
1x iPhone 7 Plus
1x iPhone 6
2x Apple TV 64gb
2x Apple Watch Series 2
1x Apple Airport Express
In our house

I think the list is the reason for his pleading of poverty tbf.?

It's alright David, I'll throw myself in front of that bullet. 
In my house hold we have:
1x Apple iPad 2,
1x Apple iPad Air 2
1x Apple iPad Mini 3
1x Apple iPod nano
2x Apple MacBook air
1x Apple 21" thunderbolt screen
1x Apple time capsule
2x Apple iPhone 6s
2x Apple Watch series 2
1x Apple MacBook Pro with touchbar 
I think I single handedly put Mr. Applewhite's kids through college.
Take my money Apple, I am yours  

It's alright David, I'll throw myself in front of that bullet. 
In my house hold we have:
1x Apple iPad 2,
1x Apple iPad Air 2
1x Apple iPad Mini 3
1x Apple iPod nano
2x Apple MacBook air
1x Apple 21" thunderbolt screen
1x Apple time capsule
2x Apple iPhone 6s
2x Apple Watch series 2
1x Apple MacBook Pro with touchbar 
I think I single handedly put Mr. Applewhite's kids through college.
Take my money Apple, I am yours  

Never had one iPhone break, crack, smash, faulty, nothing, 4, 4S, 5, 5S, 6+, 6S+, 7+
Glorious phones, absolutely glorious

I too have numerous tattoos. They are either Austrian themed or band logos.
I now dislike most of them and want them gone but I have to live with them now. I'm nearly 40.
All my tattoos mean something personal to me though which I am proud of in a way. I haven't just plumped for the seemingly obligatory celtic arm / sleeve generic design thingy that nearly every bloke seems to have nowadays. Not judging anyone who has one of these, it's not my body so do what you like to yours. I agree with the two other posters on here who commented about other issues which cause people to get tattoos done. I think there is a sense of getting them to compensate for insecurities for some or just getting them to pose which again, insecurities but in another sense. Others simply like the designs and artwork and love them so fair enough. I don't really like tattoos. Never have done really if i'm honest.
I thought they would make me look cool at the time but now 15 years on I look like a tw*t.
That said though, I think of all the club badges, the Derby ram stood alone in bold black is a simple but bloody good design to get tattooed.
 

Q, What's the difference between people who choose to have tattoos and people who don't ?
A, People who choose to have tattoos don't feel compelled to comment about those that don't. 

Tattoos or children?

Forearm?
You pussy, forehead would be better.

Make sure you get in done in a poncey foreign script, so you're never really sure if it says DCFC or paedophile. 

And because there seem to be a lot of bird lovers on this thread. I don't actually know what this one is, perhaps someone can enlighten me:
 
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And this one is a Condor. Very cool birds, but pretty ugly up close, like a huge turkey.
 
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Okay, I'm done now. I really should go and get my breakfast. I might do this again one day though. I've got more where this came from.

Sorry if I'm monopolising the thread, allow me to indulge myself for a moment, I've found a rich vein of cool photos and I'm remeniscing.
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This is me with a Tiger in Thailand. Not strictly speaking wild, but not particularly tame either.
 
And before you cry mistreatment, this is at the tiger temple where Buddhist monks look after orphaned tigers, and raise money for their upkeep by letting people come and see them. They're not drugged, just naturally drowsy during the day.

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This is the great white shark I swam with off the coast of South Africa.
 
This isn't me, but it's one of the girls I was with. That's the cage that was all that was between us and the sharks. They really are big buggers.
 
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This is the world's worst photograph. But that is me with a wild mountain Gorilla in the jungle in Uganda. That patch of black fur in the background is the gorilla.
 
This is a much better photo from someone who was with me with a much better camera, but the one above is the only proof I haven't just googled these photos.
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Of course I've just realised that no one here knows what I look like, so I could have Googled the first photo too. We'll never know.