Dangerous Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 i was never keen on the toilet until i shagged a very good looking girl in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Did you use toilet paper to wipe your nob on, better than curtains I s'pose...... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Same, two folded. Nothing worse than when they rip though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I'm a waster... 6-7 easy, and if it is especially sloppy then i'll reach double figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://ava7.com/images/funny-toilet-pictures/toilet-paper2 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randombc Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 im a 6 man, triple fold, i find the risk off possible rippage is worth the extra 10-15 pence per poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nookiebear Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 i do really big poos...i have been known to block the bogs at work.. so im a wrap it round like mumrah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asanovic Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Tend to get between 4 and 6 pieces and fold in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 i do really big poos...i have been known to block the bogs at work.. so im a wrap it round like mumrah! Shitting big and using loads of paper is a recipe for disaster. What are you thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 Unless you employ the half time flush routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 three, folded over twice so you use a wipeable piece the size of a single sheet. Nothing worse than poofinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 three, folded over twice so you use a wipeable piece the size of a single sheet. Nothing worse than poofinger. Wasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 I'm sat on the bog now with my iPad (as usual) I've been looking at the art of origami on google. I've just wiped my ass with 1 piece of paper 13 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Don't you love the smell of your own ****. Or is it just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 Don't you love the smell of your own ****. Or is it just me? I don't know? May be just you who loves it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 I've just flushed a brown fox down the lavvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Ram Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I use 2 folded in half, I find this ample for my cleff. I used to know a girl who wrapped it round her hand like a feckin bandage, obviously she weren't paying. I don't believe in flushing money down the drain. So not wanting to cause a stink, how much do you use every wipe? Probably not as much as Mr Glick, 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 3-4 depends on consistency & saturation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 OMG you lots are proper minging!!! bet you all poo in anyones toilet aswell 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramexpat Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Has anyone ever just finished on the loo , went to get the toilet roll to wipe , at that second got distracted by one of the kids crying , went back to wiping forgetting you had not actually got the paper and began to wipe and thought "wait a minute this doesnt feel right" !!!! .... no ..... me either 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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