Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I use 2 folded in half, I find this ample for my cleff. I used to know a girl who wrapped it round her hand like a feckin bandage, obviously she weren't paying. I don't believe in flushing money down the drain. So not wanting to cause a stink, how much do you use every wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Bloody hell!!! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> whatever next? Go & talk to Daveo bout his washlets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 I did think long and hard (not sure which number it is on his stool chart) about if he had covered this aspect. I nearly was bothered to do a search, but couldnt be arsed, if you pardon the pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 Bloody hell!!! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> whatever next? Go & talk to Daveo bout his washlets. I bet you wrap your hand up like a freekin mummy anorl dunt yer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Nosey git 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> - the kids do, they spin off foookin armfuls like it's going out of fashion. Dav does too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 That Andrex puppy has a lot to answer for. I wouldn't think it was cute if it did that to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 You Englishmen are weird bunch. No interest in Valentine's Day and romantics but very interested about what is going on peoples toilets. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 You Englishmen are weird bunch. No interest in Valentine's Day and romantics but very interested about what is going on peoples toilets. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Well? How many? Or do you use the branches of Pine tree's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I don't need to use paper since I don't have money to buy any food. I have to save all my money to get my annual visit to Pride Park. I must admit that after eating at Nando's there I tend to use half a roll or so since the hotel's paper is crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 Crap is a slang word for ***** and poo. Therefor you made a pun. Coming from a non British member, I offer you congratulations. Well done sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I don't count and it depends what bog roll we have in, if it's Tesco special I wrap it round my hand a few times to get the extra comfort when wiping, if it's Andrex I'll probably only wrap it around once. Finally followed by a couple of washlets to finish off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 Why wrap it around your hand like a boxers glove though? Unless you wipe forehand smash with a back hand return? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 After removing it from me hand I like to fan it out abit to gain extra width so none ends up on the side of me hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 Side of yer hand? How big is your anus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 God. Shurrup you lot, I'm doing lamb chops for tea and this is putting me right off. Mucky binners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 On a scale of small, medium and large as I don't have an exact measurement I'd say it's medium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 Over stretched by the sounds of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkie_ram Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Three if dry, two if I'm using a washlet. More if I'm forced to use cheap paper. I use Triple Velvet and Andrex Washlets in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 I agree soak through is a major problem, I hate the brown paper mâché effect you gain with happy shopper 2 ply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 What is it with fellas and toilet talk? To coin a well used Boycie phrase - FILTHY PIGDOGS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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