derbydan Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 OMG you lots are proper minging!!! bet you all poo in anyones toilet aswell 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Hey if you need to go you need to go! Although you have to be careful at pps on matchday coz there's usually piss all over the floor & no-one likes wet jeans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Hey if you need to go you need to go! Although you have to be careful at pps on matchday coz there's usually piss all over the floor & no-one likes wet jeans! noooo Dan you wait till you get home!!! ladies toilets are clean just you men who are filthy animals 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Correct Lynds - Dan, we ladies have strict, unspoken rules about using public loo's. You wouldn't believe the politness that goes off. We are civil ya see 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_miss_s Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 And this is why ladies toilets don't smell too bad and mens toilets you can smell from miles away....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Holding in a poo? erm when it's due it has to drop, holding it in can cause constipation you weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 We don't hold anything in Daveo - us gals have the knack of timing such things so as not to coincide with any outdoor adventures. You all have your women folk at home - haven't you learnt anything from them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I've learnt how to watch crap on TV and make up excuses to avoid adult activities once the lights go off, other than that nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Spoken like a true bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 just shows how superior us females are compared to the males i reckon 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 29, 2012 Author Share Posted February 29, 2012 I've been in some ladies toilets through work. It's like a lumber jacks back yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 29, 2012 Author Share Posted February 29, 2012 How can you miss a bog? You've even got a sight on the front? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Correct Lynds - Dan, we ladies have strict, unspoken rules about using public loo's. You wouldn't believe the politness that goes off. We are civil ya see 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> There's strict unspoken rules about using the gents too. Mainly about not making eye contact. Some toilets apparently have different unspoken rules. I believe there's websites that have more info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 There's strict unspoken rules about using the gents too. Mainly about not making eye contact. Some toilets apparently have different unspoken rules. I believe there's websites that have more info. Plus you NEVER violate the splash zone! Anyway I always use the disabled bogs at work more space to spread out get comfy ect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Plus you NEVER violate the splash zone! Anyway I always use the disabled bogs at work more space to spread out get comfy ect Spread out and get comfy? Bloody ell - what ya having? A picnic?? Hope the floors clean 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nookiebear Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 i like to try n poo in new places! a bit like marking my territory. when we went to wales ont bikes over xmas i did a poo in a field and wiped my bum on my map. i was quite pleased with my little self until i turned round and noticed the car park wasnt open yet and there was a row of traffic behind me watching me drop my log!!! i even got a little applause as i returned to our van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_miss_s Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 i like to try n poo in new places! a bit like marking my territory. when we went to wales ont bikes over xmas i did a poo in a field and wiped my bum on my map. i was quite pleased with my little self until i turned round and noticed the car park wasnt open yet and there was a row of traffic behind me watching me drop my log!!! i even got a little applause as i returned to our van I have to say that did make me chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Well I thought I'd heard it all on this thread, until I read Nookies post! I don't know wether to be shocked or to start laughing 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randombc Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Men's toilets are an absolute disgrace! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJimrSb1eQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJimrSb1eQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Mens toilets are vile, I've cleaned enough of em and the showers where they were still using them! (I didn't look, honest) 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> The fellas using them saw me and weren't a bit bothered 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 I hope they stood to attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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