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Annnnnnnnyway, time to steady the dick.

I was looking around some Roman ruins on holiday with the missus, she said to me " were these here last year, don't remember them?"

Oh boy, I pretended I never heard her.

Woman eh? Are they real?

That's a classic. Two from my missus:

Sat on the return journey on a train - "Did we come this way? I don't think we did."

Me: "Look, the moon is out at it's only 3pm"

Her: "The moon can't be out in the day!"

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Hey ladies - this is our *room*

Yep, this here room is the place to diss all the guys out there who very wrongly think they're superior to us gals...

Oh how sadly mistaken they are :D

BTW- hi de hi campers - been away on us jolly's but it's good to be back on here putting all you guys in your place :p

PS, loving the new smilies, I like smilies

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Yep, this here room is the place to diss all the guys out there who very wrongly think they're superior to us gals...

Oh how sadly mistaken they are :D

BTW- hi de hi campers - been away on us jolly's but it's good to be back on here putting all you guys in your place :p

PS, loving the new smilies, I like smilies

Hope you had a good time,LR.

Smilies are so useful when dealing with them, either here or for real. Mind you, we could do with a slightly pitying one!:thumbsup:

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Mmmmm, did someone mention coffee??? Yes please, white no sugar :thumbsup:

Thanks Archram - had a great time and need another week off to recover!

To the loads of campers on here who've got kids, take em to Blackpool for a week and get em in the new Nickleodeonland at the Pleasure Beach. It's brilliant, I couldn't figure out who had the most laff's - me & Dav or the kids. Well worth the money, in fact, we went in 3 days last week and spent the whole time having a ball with no moans from em. Priceless!!

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Coffee, notice how it's a Black coffee as well, didn't want anyone thinking we was racist on here.

I think the PC brigade state that "white" coffee has to be called "coffee with milk" now and "black" is "coffee without milk".

Bloody stoopid jobsworths :rolleyes:

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In the nursery where I work "Baa baa black sheep" has a big no-no attached to it now, but they can sing "baa baa white sheep have you any spots, yes sir, yes sir, I have lots......"

The worlds fookin stoooopid :mad: - does this make me rascist?

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