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The dreaded haircut


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SillyBilly

Had the hair chopped today. Was getting abit untamed. I don't have a regular hairdresser 'cos I'm on the move so have to chance it at times. Anyone ever sat in the chair and thought what the **** are you doing? Asked for the standard short back and sides, came out with about grade 2 on the side of my head and a pissing mullet down the back. Didn't get to see the damage fully intill I got in the mirror back home. Having to sack going into work tomorrow morning to sort this badboy out.

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A few years back I had my hair quite long but then decided I'd had enough and wanted it chopping. So I marched in the hairdressers, told her I wanted it shorter but then added "but not too short, I don't want to look like a lesbian".

Luckily she saw the funny side and fell about, thinking about it after, she may have took offence and slit me throat with the scissors....

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Just like to clarify above post - I'm not homophobic, so please don't anyone yell at me. It's simply a case of a short crew cut would not be a good look for me.

Just making it clear campers :)

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Queer basher.

Objection, your honour!!!!! I am no such thing. I will not have my good name sullied.

Anyhoo Srg - I thought that phrase went out in the dark ages?

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Just like to clarify above post - I'm not homophobic, so please don't anyone yell at me. It's simply a case of a short crew cut would not be a good look for me.

Just making it clear campers :)

So you're saying that all lesbians look like men?

Can't say adding that sentence helped you out :D

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