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The dreaded haircut


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So you're saying that all lesbians look like men?

Can't say adding that sentence helped you out :D

Some do, yes - an individual choice of course, just not for me.

and Srg - my objection is upheld. :p

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lol nice thread i also have a story to tell.

just recently moved to north London and decided to check out the barber shop near me. So i go inside and turns out to be one of those afro c[sIZE=3]aribbean[/sIZE] barber shops. i thought nothing of it and just took a chance :rolleyes:

From the moment i sat in the chair the guy had me spinning all 360 degrees! i was feeling sick.

Half way through the guy decided to stop and insisted that he ate his chicken and chips lol

but some how he managed to give me a high top hair cut! got straight home and shaved my whole head.

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All sorted, classy grade 2 all over. Not been this short since my mums bowl-cut went wrong about 20years ago.

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A few years back I had my hair quite long but then decided I'd had enough and wanted it chopping. So I marched in the hairdressers, told her I wanted it shorter but then added "but not too short, I don't want to look like a lesbian".

Luckily she saw the funny side and fell about, thinking about it after, she may have took offence and slit me throat with the scissors....

a hairdresser once cut my hair REALLY short - just before I went to see Texas with my sister. Felt a bit uncomfortable sitting with her both having a pint of Stella, when I realised Charlene whaterverhername is, has a massive lesbian following. :oops:. We just sat and didn't make eye contact with anyone.

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I'm having mine cut tommorrow. Numero uno sides and back, 4 on top, cut into a mowhawk down the back.

I'm a chav at heart.

You do it yourself?

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I do yes, can't say I've sampled the delights of Barber Zone but at least I know what to ask for if I find myself in the locality again. I'll ask for a dcfcdavecov special.

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Long haired hippy now eh.....:D

Not quite but somebody did say I looked like Justin Lee Collins the other day, hence the haircut. The beard is still intact though, these chins don't hide themselves you know.

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Nobody trust this man!!!!

Lol, its going next week, got a ******* presentation, I can't be looking like I've put my head on upside down. It will be back though, bigger, thicker and stronger!

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a hairdresser once cut my hair REALLY short - just before I went to see Texas with my sister. Felt a bit uncomfortable sitting with her both having a pint of Stella, when I realised Charlene whaterverhername is, has a massive lesbian following. :oops:. We just sat and didn't make eye contact with anyone.

Aw mrs - that's bad :oops: although, the pint of stella gets my vote!

Aren't there just times when you wish you wore a hat - any hat :D

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