dcfcdavecov Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Poetry is for gays I've always made it known. The connection between words and sex It's easier to use the phone. Now stop it now, before you start The feeling will come to pass. Carry on, and in time to come, you'll find you like it up the .......Charlie had a pigeon a pigeon a pigeon! Post of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 Boycie the closet poet.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Boycie the closet poet.:D Yeah, quite surprised mesen with that effort. Dunna tell nobody though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 I went happily to a pub it was a wonderous place, Ale peeps and loads of crisps, made me a merry fella:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 I don't believe Christmas Eve, I shopped and cooked 'til weary. Finally, my duty done, went out and got all beery. I made my peace with friend and foe and wished them all the best, now to bed to hope and dream of sticking it up forest. I know, i know, its donny first, a game that won't be easy, but I can't wait, to Billy bait, that tw@t just makes me queasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 1, 2011 Author Share Posted January 1, 2011 In response to David Cameron's New Year message: uttoxram75's New Year Message The NHS is about to be sold Have we really forgotten the lessons of old. Do you want your life in the hands of a tout? whose purpose in life is to make profit from gout. Spin doctors here and spin doctors there but we'll sack real doctors for the price of a share. When the big corporations control your GP your first consultation will be at Lloyds TSB If your accounts up to date and your reasonably wealthy your privatised doctor will ensure you stay healthy The men at the top say its the only way that the treatment you get will depend on your pay I'm not surprised, its no real mystery, That people from Eton have no sense of history So please cast your minds back to World War Two and the thinking from which the Health service grew It was built on the labour and blood of our men who fought for us all and will do so again they came home from war in the hope of a land that belonged to us all - not a privileged band they wanted a country to provide for their folk after freeing us all from the tyrants yolk The NHS has served us all well so **** off Cameron, its not yours to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 mary had a little lamb she couldnt stop it grunting she took it down the garden path and kicked its ****ing c*** in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts shot up its @rse and turned its wool to nylon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Mary had a little lamb it wouldn't eat any grass, Billy Davies came along and s hagged it up the ass:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 My one skin lies over my 2 skin. My 2 skin lies over my three. My three skin lies over.....and so on. [sIZE=1]old ones are the best[/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Now Billy popped into a brothel he said why this place its a hovel It was snowing outside his bare ass by the fire so he stayed and had a spitroast:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 JANUARY QUESTION TIME Transfer window, are we bear or bull? Is the glass half empty, or is it half full? Will Commons stay, will he sign a new deal? Is Stephen Pearson the new Gary Teale? Will Nigel rebel, chuck his toys out the pram, Will we get new owners? Ask Portugal Ram, What sort of player can we sign with no money? The five-a-side king, Mr. Duracell Bunny! Does Boycie reside in Daveo's house? Is he a rent boy or maybe his spouse? Answers are needed to the questions I ask or I'll go to the West Stand with a rug and a flask Never again will I leap to my feet but grumble and boo and stay in my seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 brilliant poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 :-) Will we sign Hoskins? Or Lambert, or Moore? Will Portugal Ram break down dear Tom Glicks door? And threaten with pitchforks and weapons galore, To punch dear said Tom down to the floor, If Nigels funds don't increase anymore, From a loanee from Bolton and a free from Southport. Sadly that is what we've come to expect? Despite having funds and limited debt. Will Commons stay or will he just go, To Everton, Wolves, and anyone low, In the Premiership who can afford a few quid, Of Whom we are going to be outbid. As Kris does deserve his shot at success, And with us he will only be left with stress, Of propping a team whom he has outgrown, So when he moves on I for one will not moan. So I look to flair, from several leagues, Like Sunu from Arsenal and Snodgrass from Leeds, The last one ambitious but it's worth a go, As if you don't ask, we'll never know. Paterson would be a late christmas gift, As he's a striker who can easily shift, From first gear to third in the drop of a hat, And does naught to sixty in three seconds flat. But none of this matters, I am not the one, Who can affect anything, my impact is none. So consider this the thoughts of a young, drunken fellow. Whos liver i'm betting has slowly gone yellow. But sod it, i'm happy, and drunk as can be, Revelling in the madness that is DCFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Banning of wums... In respect to the recent weeding out of some deadwood......not to mention to keep in good books with the mods in our forum home, in our forum home... we speak utter ******, we talk mostly tosh were not intellectual and not very posh but we all love a team that ain't got no dosh in our forum homes... in our forum home, in our forum home... we'll be civil to reddogs as long as they state that they belong to a team that we all love to hate if they come on as wums they'll be banned before eight in our forum home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Mazel Tov! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Good show, old boy! (This poem was definately not requested by a mod.......................) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 The Internet is full on wums. I heard it said today. You post your views upon a board, and then get told you're gay. Now the mods are here to keep the peace. They delete, move, and edit. They call us tw@ts, internet warriors, and don't give us any credit. Well here's some advice for members on here Behave and tow the line. Be nice, be friendly, be thick skinned then you'll get on fine. But call the Yanks or slag off Gadsby, or even call Eastenders Tanya. You'll wish you hadn't you feckin wums because we'll feckin BAN YER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 you get banned just for sl@gging off Gadsby? what about if you do it in a poem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Please don't, i'd like to stay at this forum and not have to emigrate agian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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