Jump to content

(Poor) song for Efe Ambrose


MackworthRamIsGod

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 12
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Mods please delete or i will stage a dirty protest on the pitch on Saturday.

I'm not joking either, i've got 2 hours of free drinks in hospitality don't you know.

 

If this isn't deleted, fully expect to see a guy in a top hat and a monocle poo on the pitch.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

22 minutes ago, Smyth_18 said:

Mods please delete or i will stage a dirty protest on the pitch on Saturday.

I'm not joking either, i've got 2 hours of free drinks in hospitality don't you know.

 

If this isn't deleted, fully expect to see a guy in a top hat and a monocle poo on the pitch.

I was going to delete but then I saw this reply. Looking forward to Saturday now.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

30 minutes ago, Smyth_18 said:

Mods please delete or i will stage a dirty protest on the pitch on Saturday.

I'm not joking either, i've got 2 hours of free drinks in hospitality don't you know.

 

If this isn't deleted, fully expect to see a guy in a top hat and a monocle poo on the pitch.

Failure to follow through (quite literally) with this should result in a forum ban.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Smyth_18 said:

Mods please delete or i will stage a dirty protest on the pitch on Saturday.

I'm not joking either, i've got 2 hours of free drinks in hospitality don't you know.

 

If this isn't deleted, fully expect to see a guy in a top hat and a monocle poo on the pitch.

How come you've got free drinks and hospitality?

I've not seen you mention it before.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We found him on ebay, we found him on ebay

We found him on ebay and he came by post 

In a cardboard box

Oh efe ambrose 

Oh efe ambrose 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 hours ago, Smyth_18 said:

Mods please delete or i will stage a dirty protest on the pitch on Saturday.

I'm not joking either, i've got 2 hours of free drinks in hospitality don't you know.

 

If this isn't deleted, fully expect to see a guy in a top hat and a monocle poo on the pitch.

That is it, I am now not going. I couldn't think of anything worse than seeing a guy in a monocle 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thought I would come on to defend my case.

I had all intention of pooing on the pitch but as I came to collect my tickets for hospitality I went to jump over the rope at the main entrance and fell flat on my face.

This affected my confidence to pop on the pitch and I can only apologise to all looking forward to the pooey pitch incident.

I can only apologise and I hope with all of my heart I don't get banned from the forum.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...