Alph Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I went to ASDA on Saturday morning and zombies were everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Well, one DCFC fan is doing his bit. The lad with the seat next to mine in the South Stand has been told today he's being posted to Sierra Leone. 750 troops are going out to set up medical centres there and he's one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Well, one DCFC fan is doing his bit. The lad with the seat next to mine in the South Stand has been told today he's being posted to Sierra Leone. 750 troops are going out to set up medical centres there and he's one of them. Can't say I'd fancy that posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Can't say I'd fancy that posting No mate, Ash doesn't either, poor bugger. Should be back for xmas hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Bless him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Raise a glass to him frogggy. Oooops, sorry, your not drinking are you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Swienhunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Swienhunt Don't worry mate, i'll have one for ya! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I think we may have been slow to react to Ebola, but they made a right screw-up of overplaying H5N1 bird flu. I have just set up a non- contamination unit in my house - it involves a kitchen table with a big blanket draped over it. You are good citizen, sir. I hope that you have enough Victory Gin to last you through the current crisis, that you have a picture of Goldstein on your under-the-table dartboard and that you still set aside time for your daily five minute hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 You are good citizen, sir. I hope that you have enough Victory Gin to last you through the current crisis, that you have a picture of Goldstein on your under-the-table dartboard and that you still set aside time for your daily five minute hate. I was unsure in truth of your reference to Goldstein. I googled and assume perhaps you refer to 1984? You may have to further enlighten me as it is not, shamefully, a book I have ever read. I come from the era of Protect and Survive, so with me in my contamination shelter, will be the good lady wife, a lot of tinned product, in particular bully beef, numerous bottles of beer, and a bucket. I will store up all my wit, irony, sarcasm, and occasional hatred, until the wife has poked her head outside and tells me it is safe to venture out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I was unsure in truth of your reference to Goldstein. I googled and assume perhaps you refer to 1984? You may have to further enlighten me as it is not, shamefully, a book I have ever read. I come from the era of Protect and Survive, so with me in my contamination shelter, will be the good lady wife, a lot of tinned product, in particular bully beef, numerous bottles of beer, and a bucket. I will store up all my wit, irony, sarcasm, and occasional hatred, until the wife has poked her head outside and tells me it is safe to venture out All three (Victory Gin, Goldstein and the Five Minute Hate) are references to 1984. Basically our (and all) governments want us to exist in perpetual fear, therefore if nothing happens, they have fulfilled their mandate of 'keeping us safe', even by doing nothing. As far as kitchen tables are concerned, it is also possible to fashion an adequate (if somewhat cramped) shelter from a series of doors leaned up against a wall. However, choose your doors wisely, lest you invite into your house the mutant radiation-poisoned survivor zombies who will surely be wandering the streets as soon as the pretty mushroom-shaped cloud and its nice warmth has dispersed. (I'm from the same era) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I think we may have been slow to react to Ebola, but they made a right screw-up of overplaying H5N1 bird flu. I have just set up a non- contamination unit in my house - it involves a kitchen table with a big blanket draped over it. Ah ha.. You should always learn from the schoolboy mistakes of others. I've been to Argos and purchased a zip up tent. Totally air tight and sound proof.. I've got the wife testing it till it's needed by me. 975/9432. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I have a **** ton of water, and beef jerky if an outbreak happens here in the States. I know a local cave to go to as well....just have to take care of the bears living in it first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 We're all gonna go to Boycie's man cave if the situation gets worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 We're all gonna go to Boycie's man cave if the situation gets worse. What kind of weird stuff does he have in is? Lots, I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Nothing too weird, only about 3 dead bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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