-JW- Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I had a piss at HT today as I normally do. However, it was much busier than usual in there today and people were queuing up just to wash their hands. I couldn't be arsed to wait so I just walked out without washing them and then I had some chips from the burger van and ate them with my piss sodden hands. Am I a bad person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Waz this thread really necessary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Dav says his dad taught him never to pee on his hands in the first place, thus elimating the need to wash them after. Worra binner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I guess it depends where you've had the old man before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 I know i'm not the only one who does it. Sometimes it's nice to live life on the edge. YOLO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I had a piss at HT today as I normally do. However, it was much busier than usual in there today and people were queuing up just to wash their hands. I couldn't be arsed to wait so I just walked out without washing them and then I had some chips from the burger van and ate them with my piss sodden hands. Am I a bad person? Horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I had a piss at HT today as I normally do. However, it was much busier than usual in there today and people were queuing up just to wash their hands. I couldn't be arsed to wait so I just walked out without washing them and then I had some chips from the burger van and ate them with my piss sodden hands. Am I a bad person? You are far less likely to suffer harm from the piss than you would from the chips. Urine is sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 A lovely thread all in all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 now if you'd had a dump , and not washed your hands ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 now if you'd had a dump , and not washed your hands ... Yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 now if you'd had a dump , and not washed your hands ... I just don't bother wiping my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Having a waz in public toilets and not washing your hands isn't the worst... but if you had dropped the kids off at the pool and not done so, that's a different beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Kick the door open or use your elbow, don't touch a thing inside there other than your willy, if you use a toilet instead of a urinal flush using your foot or don't flush at all. Public toilets don't tend to have lids on the seats but if it does just get your foot in there to lift it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 What utter mingers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Hover like what a lady does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 hoover ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Kick the door open or use your elbow, don't touch a thing inside there other than your willy, if you use a toilet instead of a urinal flush using your foot or don't flush at all. Public toilets don't tend to have lids on the seats but if it does just get your foot in there to lift it Correct. The only problem then is the sheer amount of germs on your shoes, which you're going to have to touch with your hands at some point down the line - but nobody ever considers this, nobody washes their hands every time they put on their shoes, do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Public toilets don't tend to have lids on the seats but if it does just get your foot in there to lift it If i tried that I would end up with my foot down the bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Correct. The only problem then is the sheer amount of germs on your shoes, which you're going to have to touch with your hands at some point down the line - but nobody ever considers this, nobody washes their hands every time they put on their shoes, do they? I kick my shoes off, supposed to ruin the back of them but that's BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I kick my shoes off, supposed to ruin the back of them but that's BS Do you use your elbow for foreplay? (I would love to see the look on her face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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